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Dad of teen, weirdo.
Oh my fuck!
December 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect…
December 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I think we need to keep the 2nd if you know what I mean.
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If by "anyone" you mean the top 2%, then I agree.
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
So, Kegbreath, are you able to run the "War Department" or not. Sounds like you were shirking you duties.
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
SNAFU if you will
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Can you imagine bringing Mark Kelly up on some bogus made up charges and how it’ll play across the country? He’s a GODDAMN AMERICAN HERO
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Overruled
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Wait, what?,
C and/or C
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
When you're president they let you do it
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
When the edible kicks in
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Warped and waving seems pretty pertinent to me
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My sources say...
a pink panther stands in front of a brick wall
ALT: a pink panther stands in front of a brick wall
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Someone teach this MFer about Maslow's hierarchy of needs
October 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Over hard, baby!
October 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Or...we could just believe the victims
October 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Dodgers can still win if Mike Pence has the courage
October 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
October 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The internet can name and shame Karen's that are meany-pants, but we don't know who is terrorizing entire neighborhoods?
October 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"inimical" 50 cent word
October 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM