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Chaos Incarnate OFFICIAL
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Level 32 // He/Him // Underground Zone Gamer // JRPGslop enjoyer // Han shot first :^) // Based & Cringe // Confirmed To Not Have Any Personality Disorders // Actually AuDHD // Psychotic Disorder Haver // Aspiring Content Creator
What is the out of ring dive wrestling finishing move of a wig who makes pig summoning sounds when his torrent is more upload than download? Toupee soo-wee seeder. (Tope Suicida). #WWE #AEW #TNA #wrestling #wrasslin #johncena #roxanneperez #cmpunk
April 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
March 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
If I had a charity MMA match with Commander Stephanie Sterling, I'd strike her gut with repeated rapid strikes at such a pace that her fat would turn to soap and she'd explode, much like Heart from Fist of the North Star. However I wouldn't do that because Commander Stephanie Sterling seems okay.
March 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I will kill G-d.
March 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If I had a charity MMA match with Mia Khalifa, I'd vegetablise her with one punch. Not a threat, just a fact. #miakhalifa #islam #sexwork #sexworkerpositive #sexworkerrights
March 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If you play as, or actively enjoy the aesthetics of, Lalafell, you're a fucking nonce. #FFXIV #lalafell #nonce
March 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I hate the Trumpster as much as any guy, but if you call him #drumpf you're a certified retard.
February 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I made a fortified red wine out of fish catching apparatus made of a volatile sweet smelling anaesthetic, unfortunately I spilled it into the socket on my wall for connecting my PC to the internet. It ruined my ether net port. #ether #ethered #port #internet #wifi #fishing #wine #spill #ruined #BBC
January 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I was talking to my Welsh friend over Discord voice chat and I asked what she was doing. She was making sculptures and paintings of verbs related to the mind. While doing this she was passing anal gas down the microphone repeatedly. I think to sum up she was psy berf art-ing. #fart #cyber #analgas
January 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Woke GPU manufacturers making it so everything is rendered as a weed smoking, dreadlocked Jamaican stereotype pisses me off. Just so sick of this rasta-isation. #woke #GPU #AMD #Nvidia #rtx5090 #rtx5080 #rx7800xt #Jamaica #Caribbean #weed #LinusTechTips #GamersNexus
January 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I kept my prison currency in an almanac for highly skilled people. It was my mack book pro. #samfriedmanbanks #crypto #bitcoin #$HAWK #sambankmanfried #prison #mackeral #humour #humor
January 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A politican was complaining, and shaking Arthur Pendragon in such a way it made a noise like a baby's toy. Ultimately it was just Saber rattling. #FSN #Fate #FateXStayNight #Saber #FGO #Nasuverse
January 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Schizo content creator. She has purple hair and posts videos of women being bad gfs, then gives braindead analysis about how these women are bad actually (they are) and how real women treat their man. Not majorly schizo, but courting an audience of desperate rizzless men, which is a schizo audience.
January 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Schizo content creator. Flight attendant. Context is she is acting as a fat passenger, asking the flight attendant (herself) for an extra seat due to fatness. Then a dickhead (herself in sunglasses) laughs, and the flight attendant says "actually we can put you in business class". Never happened.
January 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
There's a JRPG about fighting fallen heroes and leading generations of a kingdom. It's similar to a story of a formicid creature from Paris, crooning a melody named after a Swedish range cooker. But formicids from Italy's capital can sing it as well! It's Rome ant sings Aga, too.
#romancingsaga #ok
January 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
There was an era just after the paleolithic, where society was built around artificial topiary replicas of martial arts star Bruce, actor Christopher and bassist Geddy. It was the faux Lee age.

#comedy #woke #actor #bush #rush #yyz
January 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
There was an era just after the paleolithic, where society was built around the topiary of Cactus Jack, Mankind, and Dude Love. It was the Foley age
#mickfoley #wrestling #comedy
January 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
There was an era just after the paleolithic, where society was built around people making sound effects in bushes and hedges. It was the foley age.
#comedy #foley #bush
January 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
There was an era just after the paleolithic, where society was built around things akin to topiary baby horses. It was the foaly age. #comedy #horse #bush
January 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Why do generic looking OnlyFans shilling girls keep following me? Are they bots, or do girls really ❤️ autistic swag? The answer is they're bots but still... #autism #onlyfans #sexwork #babylon #jezebel #lilith #marymagdalene #SWpositive #bots #blueskyhasfallen
December 31, 2024 at 12:19 PM
I was packing up for going away for Christmas. I'm not great at packing, and I don't need a lot. All I packed was my ursine midget female parent. All I packed was the bear mini mum. #ursa #ursine #bear #notthegaykind #mum #mother #christmas #maternal #midget #dwarf #pixie #brownie #boglin
December 30, 2024 at 5:41 PM
My Zandalari Hunter friend served me a dish over Christmas. A dish of bird of prey meat set in savoury gelatin. It was Aspic Of The Hawk. #wow #warcraft #aspic #blizzard #trolls #zandalari #azeroth #hunter
December 29, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Hey there sweetie what's wrong? Is the wittle retard having a melty cos Tesco is so noisy? I know what'll help. I have a Monster High doll (Frankenstein version), a Strawberry Dream Monster, a Perla bead Kuromi, and I'll do you some winged eyeliner. Your feelings are valid ^_^ #disability #wholesome
December 22, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Hailey Welch had the Morrigan and the Dagda as guests on her podcast. The collaboration was called "Hawk Tuatha dé Danann". #pagan #celtic #gaelic #hawktuah #haileywelch #deadmeme #dagda #morrigan #lugh
December 22, 2024 at 10:35 PM
'member when Laura Kate Dale said Smash was ableist because a Persona 5 song said retarded or something? If the word retard is reclaimed there wouldn't be controversy in the first place. #retard #slur #controversy #kotaku #persona #smt #ssbu #smashbros #nintendo
December 22, 2024 at 8:38 PM