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OK folks I had to do it, that's right, I slowed "Your Idol" down 30% ...and stuff. When that was over, I played it again but I canceled the mid and hit the sides with Freeverb and hella Paulstretch for a long ambient sess. #sajaboys #ripsajaboys #ripdjscrew
Man I am loving Prey (2017) except for the enemy design. Good functional variety but they all look like balls of hair I pulled out of the shower drain.
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Man I am loving Prey (2017) except for the enemy design. Good functional variety but they all look like balls of hair I pulled out of the shower drain.
"Bullet hell is other bullet people" ~ Jean Bullet Sartre.
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Bullet hell is other bullet people" ~ Jean Bullet Sartre.
Phantasy Star Online for the Dreamcast is a good example of digital waste. All of the efforts of the programmers and writers and designers was for nothing because it is rtash now. Literally trash, you have to put in an access code provided with the original Dreamcast disk.
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Phantasy Star Online for the Dreamcast is a good example of digital waste. All of the efforts of the programmers and writers and designers was for nothing because it is rtash now. Literally trash, you have to put in an access code provided with the original Dreamcast disk.
It's called Black Friday because of all the promotional emails you get.
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It's called Black Friday because of all the promotional emails you get.
Oh it had imperial bolts on the outside and metric on the inside. AND THEY KNOW. THEY DESIGNED IT THAT WAY.
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh it had imperial bolts on the outside and metric on the inside. AND THEY KNOW. THEY DESIGNED IT THAT WAY.
Why do they put batteries in Windows laptops?
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Why do they put batteries in Windows laptops?
So all I needed to do was change out a PCB in a drive thru drawer and all the fasteners were so tight I had to use the tools I use to break into bank vaults. This is super normal.
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
So all I needed to do was change out a PCB in a drive thru drawer and all the fasteners were so tight I had to use the tools I use to break into bank vaults. This is super normal.
This is the kind of shit I have to deal with. This cable had zip ties every 3 inches, pulled as tight as possible, and many of them served no purpose but to be zip ties every 3 inches.
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is the kind of shit I have to deal with. This cable had zip ties every 3 inches, pulled as tight as possible, and many of them served no purpose but to be zip ties every 3 inches.
Biggest challenges today due to human lack of intellegence: Unscrewing a service nut (tightened until it bit into the metal) and making a left turn (designed to be physically impossible).
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Biggest challenges today due to human lack of intellegence: Unscrewing a service nut (tightened until it bit into the metal) and making a left turn (designed to be physically impossible).
Damn if they wanted me to play Deus Ex they shouldn't have made the first level one of the worst I've ever experienced.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Damn if they wanted me to play Deus Ex they shouldn't have made the first level one of the worst I've ever experienced.
One crazy thing about the Guardspeople who got shot was that they were giving to option to leave a while back but they opted to stay on. The lesson here is that if you should always leave work early if you get the chance.
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
One crazy thing about the Guardspeople who got shot was that they were giving to option to leave a while back but they opted to stay on. The lesson here is that if you should always leave work early if you get the chance.
So, Microsoft has been working for decades to trap people into being forced to use Windows and they are largely succeeding and some people are really proud to be trapped. Of course Linux doesn't run well on your bad consumer laptop, that's by design!
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
So, Microsoft has been working for decades to trap people into being forced to use Windows and they are largely succeeding and some people are really proud to be trapped. Of course Linux doesn't run well on your bad consumer laptop, that's by design!
Damn they disabled comments and quote reposts, guess I won't say anything positive about it then.
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Damn they disabled comments and quote reposts, guess I won't say anything positive about it then.
Well actually golf is a turn-based deck-building tactical rpg.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Well actually golf is a turn-based deck-building tactical rpg.
OMG the smokeshop guy just upsold me a bag of flower by saying "why don't you buy a bag of flower?" and it's like, yeah sure good idea. I was already buying prerolls.
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
OMG the smokeshop guy just upsold me a bag of flower by saying "why don't you buy a bag of flower?" and it's like, yeah sure good idea. I was already buying prerolls.
I am being WAY to optimistic on here, folks, listen, it's a *lot* worst than I make it sound.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I am being WAY to optimistic on here, folks, listen, it's a *lot* worst than I make it sound.
Hmmm I don't know if making fun of a random woman's name and appearance is the revolution against fascism we need. Has this person *done* anything yet (besides being a woman)?
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hmmm I don't know if making fun of a random woman's name and appearance is the revolution against fascism we need. Has this person *done* anything yet (besides being a woman)?
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Voyager 1 is almost one light-day from Earth. The intrepid #spacecraft will cross a major distance milestone in November 2026 - 16.1 billion miles. #Voyager1 #lightday
Link for more information: www.popsci.com/science/voya...
Link for more information: www.popsci.com/science/voya...
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Voyager 1 is almost one light-day from Earth. The intrepid #spacecraft will cross a major distance milestone in November 2026 - 16.1 billion miles. #Voyager1 #lightday
Link for more information: www.popsci.com/science/voya...
Link for more information: www.popsci.com/science/voya...
It is really frustrating with how no consumer technology from the past decade works at all.
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It is really frustrating with how no consumer technology from the past decade works at all.
It's crazy to find out the behind-the-scenes history of Nintendo games. It's always something like, "we had the best control system our playtesters had ever experienced and the game was running at 60fps. [famous Nintendo guy] saw the game and said,
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It's crazy to find out the behind-the-scenes history of Nintendo games. It's always something like, "we had the best control system our playtesters had ever experienced and the game was running at 60fps. [famous Nintendo guy] saw the game and said,
One of my favorite things about "retro" games is that they always know to default to inverted vertical look.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
One of my favorite things about "retro" games is that they always know to default to inverted vertical look.
Now that I've pulled money out of the stock market I can afford to pay my bills! That's good right?
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Now that I've pulled money out of the stock market I can afford to pay my bills! That's good right?
So, techs, how do you deal when your company reaches the point when *every* call is the highest possible priority?
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
So, techs, how do you deal when your company reaches the point when *every* call is the highest possible priority?
PRIORITY A URGENT EMERGENCY: When I opened my vault I think I could feel a mouse looking at me.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
PRIORITY A URGENT EMERGENCY: When I opened my vault I think I could feel a mouse looking at me.
Where we're going, we won't need Charlie Brown to see.
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Am I doing this right?
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Am I doing this right?
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Where we're going, we won't need Charlie Brown to see.
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Am I doing this right?
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Am I doing this right?