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I’m not sure that the best strategy is continuous messaging about how much your side sucks shit.
“It’s may have been revolutionary cinema for its time but actually kind of mid as a movie.” No you just suck at watching movies.
January 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
two men standing in a field with the words " and my name 's dignan man so what " above them
ALT: two men standing in a field with the words " and my name 's dignan man so what " above them
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The media conspired with the Biden administration in 2024 to hide his obvious decline by beginning to report on it in 2019.
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Area man grows up
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
That isn’t what happened. He was giving that speech because he came in third in a caucus he was supposed to win and it meant he was pretty much dead in the nomination race and then he continued to be a powerful player in Democratic politics
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 AM
That just means he uses both hands
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
You also need to eat a bunch of meals that are just good enough. Like they expect to eat restaurant quality food cooked with restaurant care instead of a jazzed up ramen packet, or some rice with a jazzed up can of black beans or something.
July 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Of course others have mentioned the original, Ham Rove.
April 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Also professional fuckwit Todd Starnes…
April 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The canned hams in the Republican Party are legion. Mississippi Governor Tate Reeves for example…
April 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
There’s like a whole commandment about bearing false witness and it sure seems like the more ostentatiously a person proclaims their Christian faith the more they love making an absolute mockery of that particular prohibition.
April 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Democrats are never going to win enough Senators to remove him from office.
April 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It isn’t actually. You cannot break a thing as fundamentally as this is breaking things and still have the same thing even if you put something back together.
April 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Chaucer reincarnated
March 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
And his presidency was already bottom 3 before that. It was a constant shitshow every day for 4 years. And then he fucked up Covid and tried to do a coup.

It was really bad!
March 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I admit I haven’t read a zine
March 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
That lady knows what she did
March 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
We’re not even 2 mos into this thing. Plenty of time for Musk and Trump to fall out.
March 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM