Bart Malloy
@bartmalloy.bsky.social
A cartel like OPEC? Those guys are are real threat I hear….
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
A cartel like OPEC? Those guys are are real threat I hear….
Alfred Thayer Mahan went to my high school (about 90 years before me but it’s a small school so you know).
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Alfred Thayer Mahan went to my high school (about 90 years before me but it’s a small school so you know).
“Once the audit is completed I’ll release my returns, really!”
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
“Once the audit is completed I’ll release my returns, really!”
I remember back in the suit and tie days when i finished an hour-long job interview and discovered a big gross booger on my lapel.
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I remember back in the suit and tie days when i finished an hour-long job interview and discovered a big gross booger on my lapel.
What could have eroded these norms? 'Tis a mystery!
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
What could have eroded these norms? 'Tis a mystery!
He was shouting “drop the gun, comply!” so it was determined to be a good kill
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
He was shouting “drop the gun, comply!” so it was determined to be a good kill
Discussing concepts after only 12 years of Obamacare? What's the rush guys?
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Discussing concepts after only 12 years of Obamacare? What's the rush guys?
You have that right!
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
You have that right!
I can’t wait to negotiate with my insurance company while I’m sick.
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I can’t wait to negotiate with my insurance company while I’m sick.
He has a comfy little sinecure there and I'm sure he and the Post both do very nicely by their arrangement.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
He has a comfy little sinecure there and I'm sure he and the Post both do very nicely by their arrangement.
Slightly less counter-majoritarian = Guillotines, Robespierre and months named after vegetables
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Slightly less counter-majoritarian = Guillotines, Robespierre and months named after vegetables
It’s like grokipedia is writing editorials
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It’s like grokipedia is writing editorials
The kind of refreshing, devil-may-care insouciance she uses when telling a homeless person to just buckle down and get a job.
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The kind of refreshing, devil-may-care insouciance she uses when telling a homeless person to just buckle down and get a job.
Katherine Levitt: “Smirnoff eees too important for capture.”
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Katherine Levitt: “Smirnoff eees too important for capture.”
He was thinking of Charlie Kirk!
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
He was thinking of Charlie Kirk!
That’s 400,000 Donald Trumps for those counting at home.
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
That’s 400,000 Donald Trumps for those counting at home.
Labubu and Hawk Tuah are things I have managed to avoid learning anything about
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Labubu and Hawk Tuah are things I have managed to avoid learning anything about
Hilarious watching the vestal virgins come in to wave at the camera crews to leave
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hilarious watching the vestal virgins come in to wave at the camera crews to leave
President "I would stop a mass shooter" stands annoyed
November 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
President "I would stop a mass shooter" stands annoyed
He was off to get his scalpel and his igloo cooler
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
He was off to get his scalpel and his igloo cooler
I guarantee there’s one or two horrible sentences in there that are preceded by “to be sure”.
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I guarantee there’s one or two horrible sentences in there that are preceded by “to be sure”.
“I need this money because if I dont get it,” (Artie Ziff voice) “it would damage the town.”
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
“I need this money because if I dont get it,” (Artie Ziff voice) “it would damage the town.”