Bartleson for Congress WA5th
@bartlesonforwa5rep.bsky.social
Just a dude who’s not gonna take this shit anymore, so I’m stepping up to take Mike Baumgartner’s job in 2026. Be a lover, not a hater!
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MAGAs are the most insecure bunch of pussies I’ve encountered. They’re too weak to engage in the vulnerable introspection necessary to change what they hate about themselves. Instead they take the easy way out and direct their self-hatred at others.
September 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
MAGAs are the most insecure bunch of pussies I’ve encountered. They’re too weak to engage in the vulnerable introspection necessary to change what they hate about themselves. Instead they take the easy way out and direct their self-hatred at others.
I appreciate all the support from those we share love with. If you’re just joining us, we hope you’ll allow us an opportunity to build trust with you. Please share some love by thinking of someone special in your life and taking a moment to let them know why you value them (be specific). 😘
September 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I appreciate all the support from those we share love with. If you’re just joining us, we hope you’ll allow us an opportunity to build trust with you. Please share some love by thinking of someone special in your life and taking a moment to let them know why you value them (be specific). 😘
This last week should have made it clear we are being bought and sold everyday with hate as the currency. A troubled young man murdered a provocateur, one assuredly radicalized by the same platforms the other used to create divisiveness. The murder of Charlie Kirk has been used to fuel division.
September 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This last week should have made it clear we are being bought and sold everyday with hate as the currency. A troubled young man murdered a provocateur, one assuredly radicalized by the same platforms the other used to create divisiveness. The murder of Charlie Kirk has been used to fuel division.
Canelo looks like he was blasting crystal backstage.
September 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Canelo looks like he was blasting crystal backstage.
Canelo knows he’s losing.
September 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Canelo knows he’s losing.
My governly intuition says y’all wanna get geeked on math and end the myth of universal healthcare being unaffordable. I’ll even poke that Social Security bear!
September 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My governly intuition says y’all wanna get geeked on math and end the myth of universal healthcare being unaffordable. I’ll even poke that Social Security bear!
Do any of my soon to be constituents wanna have some fun with math, discuss alternative uses for all that $ spent on corporate welfare?
September 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Do any of my soon to be constituents wanna have some fun with math, discuss alternative uses for all that $ spent on corporate welfare?
Keep us divided and we’re just surviving. United as a community, now we’re thriving.
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Keep us divided and we’re just surviving. United as a community, now we’re thriving.
Two party system is a problem. When 80% of the congressional districts are uncompetitive, the interests of the party & its donors takes precedent over yours. These parasites aren’t sending millions to the party PACs for our benefit.
September 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Two party system is a problem. When 80% of the congressional districts are uncompetitive, the interests of the party & its donors takes precedent over yours. These parasites aren’t sending millions to the party PACs for our benefit.
This Epstein files business is ridiculous. We’ve known the names. Trump, Gates, Dershowitz, the Queen’s disappointment Andrew, all of’m are clearly a bunch of child sex abusers. If not for the child sex trafficking, what the hell is their excuse for jocking a tool like Epstein?
September 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This Epstein files business is ridiculous. We’ve known the names. Trump, Gates, Dershowitz, the Queen’s disappointment Andrew, all of’m are clearly a bunch of child sex abusers. If not for the child sex trafficking, what the hell is their excuse for jocking a tool like Epstein?
So the Heritage Foundation claims the 6th Amendment allows you to hire a lawyer, but does not guarantee representation for poor people. It’s a choice to tolerate this, there’s many more of us than them. No need for congress, muster up enough people & we’ll impeach their justices from the streets!
September 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
So the Heritage Foundation claims the 6th Amendment allows you to hire a lawyer, but does not guarantee representation for poor people. It’s a choice to tolerate this, there’s many more of us than them. No need for congress, muster up enough people & we’ll impeach their justices from the streets!
I’m frustrated for my daughter and all the other women subjected to legislation drafted by ignorant hypocrites who haven’t cared enough to learn how women’s bodies work. I’ve seen the pain. The fact many states restrict access to normal and necessary procedures such as a D&C is ridiculous.
September 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I’m frustrated for my daughter and all the other women subjected to legislation drafted by ignorant hypocrites who haven’t cared enough to learn how women’s bodies work. I’ve seen the pain. The fact many states restrict access to normal and necessary procedures such as a D&C is ridiculous.
The people of NYC spoke, they dig Mamdani. Can’t expect folks to trust the party when they see Jeffries & Schumer, both purported Dem leaders from NYC, fail to fully support Mamdani vs these clowns Adams & Cuomo. Mamdani seems like a good dude with a lotta love, take that over the field every day!
September 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The people of NYC spoke, they dig Mamdani. Can’t expect folks to trust the party when they see Jeffries & Schumer, both purported Dem leaders from NYC, fail to fully support Mamdani vs these clowns Adams & Cuomo. Mamdani seems like a good dude with a lotta love, take that over the field every day!
Representing in the WA5th
September 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Representing in the WA5th
The largest voting bloc is eligible voters who don’t participate. Whether it’s a feeling the candidates don’t represent them, their votes value was gerrymandered away, they can’t afford to wait hours in line, or the voting restrictions designed to make it a hassle, the alienation’s intentional.
September 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The largest voting bloc is eligible voters who don’t participate. Whether it’s a feeling the candidates don’t represent them, their votes value was gerrymandered away, they can’t afford to wait hours in line, or the voting restrictions designed to make it a hassle, the alienation’s intentional.
I’m running for congress in WA5th as an independent. The oligarchs manufacture hate to keep us divided. They know love unites, and unity creates change. We need representatives who’ve lived life, dealt with adversity, and acknowledge flaws confident they’re superseded by positive traits. Love you. 😘
September 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I’m running for congress in WA5th as an independent. The oligarchs manufacture hate to keep us divided. They know love unites, and unity creates change. We need representatives who’ve lived life, dealt with adversity, and acknowledge flaws confident they’re superseded by positive traits. Love you. 😘
Call it what it is, Ghislaine Maxwell is a jailhouse snitch. Quit acting like there’s any credibility to this bullshit.
August 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Call it what it is, Ghislaine Maxwell is a jailhouse snitch. Quit acting like there’s any credibility to this bullshit.
Word on the street is Gym Jordan’s running point on the Epstein shit. If there’s one thing we know about Gym, he’s not snitching on mother fuckers engaged in sex abuse, but he’ll sure as hell help cover it up.
August 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Word on the street is Gym Jordan’s running point on the Epstein shit. If there’s one thing we know about Gym, he’s not snitching on mother fuckers engaged in sex abuse, but he’ll sure as hell help cover it up.
Real talk: the obligatory insertion of some version of “Hamas bad” whenever Israel is criticized is fucking obnoxious, because their statement never condemns, or even acknowledges the instigation by state sponsored Israeli Settlers. Why’s it so hard to say “remove Hamas & the settlements?” Both bad!
June 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Real talk: the obligatory insertion of some version of “Hamas bad” whenever Israel is criticized is fucking obnoxious, because their statement never condemns, or even acknowledges the instigation by state sponsored Israeli Settlers. Why’s it so hard to say “remove Hamas & the settlements?” Both bad!
Donald Trump is not complicated or unpredictable. He consistently operates in the manner expectant of a narcissist compensating for having a mangled lil 🍄🟫 dick, longterm erectile dysfunction, and a total loss of bowel control.
June 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Donald Trump is not complicated or unpredictable. He consistently operates in the manner expectant of a narcissist compensating for having a mangled lil 🍄🟫 dick, longterm erectile dysfunction, and a total loss of bowel control.
To encourage mass self-deportation Trump’s newest Executive Order declares “every immigrant, legal or otherwise, who remains in the USA, will be subject to the same destructive measures previously deployed on Kristi Noem’s face.”
May 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
To encourage mass self-deportation Trump’s newest Executive Order declares “every immigrant, legal or otherwise, who remains in the USA, will be subject to the same destructive measures previously deployed on Kristi Noem’s face.”
Hitler was opposed by the “Greatest Generation.” Trump is supported by the “Stupidest Generation.” Other than that, I don’t see much difference between the two authoritarian dumbasses.
April 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hitler was opposed by the “Greatest Generation.” Trump is supported by the “Stupidest Generation.” Other than that, I don’t see much difference between the two authoritarian dumbasses.