Mr.Bit
@bartles.bsky.social
I design and produce exhibits and displays for the heritage sector, realise artist's concepts in 3D using tech/superglue and fix things too precious to throw away
When "Come fight a war we politicians could have prevented had we the balls & courage to regulate the tech bros, tax billionaires, asset rich & tax dodging mega-corps to boost wages, education & foreign aid. Thanks - we'll be in the bunker if you need us." is too many words to fit on a poster.
September 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
When "Come fight a war we politicians could have prevented had we the balls & courage to regulate the tech bros, tax billionaires, asset rich & tax dodging mega-corps to boost wages, education & foreign aid. Thanks - we'll be in the bunker if you need us." is too many words to fit on a poster.
So last week some kiddies stole the bike I'd owned 8 years from my locked garage, pushed it ½ a mile using another bike, then torched it.
I've thought of a dozen ways to secure my next bike should someone try to TWOC it, all of which would get me arrested for causing actual bodily harm.
I've thought of a dozen ways to secure my next bike should someone try to TWOC it, all of which would get me arrested for causing actual bodily harm.
August 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
So last week some kiddies stole the bike I'd owned 8 years from my locked garage, pushed it ½ a mile using another bike, then torched it.
I've thought of a dozen ways to secure my next bike should someone try to TWOC it, all of which would get me arrested for causing actual bodily harm.
I've thought of a dozen ways to secure my next bike should someone try to TWOC it, all of which would get me arrested for causing actual bodily harm.
Moonrise over la Brenne
August 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Moonrise over la Brenne
Feeling so British right now I could almost wave a pint, vote for Nigel Farage, hand over public assets to transnation corporations to loot and make no comment as I watch an immigration centre burn and British made armaments obliterate children while eating chips and curry sauce.
July 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Feeling so British right now I could almost wave a pint, vote for Nigel Farage, hand over public assets to transnation corporations to loot and make no comment as I watch an immigration centre burn and British made armaments obliterate children while eating chips and curry sauce.
Much fun trundling on the Distinguished Gentleman's Ride London last week. The old timer didn't enjoy static traffic and had to have a few sleeps on the way round but he is 90 next year. £577 raised - thanks everybody.
#dgr2025 #dgrlondon #bikeshedmcc #czmoto
#dgr2025 #dgrlondon #bikeshedmcc #czmoto
May 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Much fun trundling on the Distinguished Gentleman's Ride London last week. The old timer didn't enjoy static traffic and had to have a few sleeps on the way round but he is 90 next year. £577 raised - thanks everybody.
#dgr2025 #dgrlondon #bikeshedmcc #czmoto
#dgr2025 #dgrlondon #bikeshedmcc #czmoto
I'm taking part in the 2025 Distinguished Gentleman's Ride on Sunday 18th May in central London! If you sponsor me, I & many thousands of bikers across the world will love you for doing so & give you free rides to anywhere**
gfolk.me/IanBartlett
**not actually be true
#distinguishedgentlemansride
gfolk.me/IanBartlett
**not actually be true
#distinguishedgentlemansride
May 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm taking part in the 2025 Distinguished Gentleman's Ride on Sunday 18th May in central London! If you sponsor me, I & many thousands of bikers across the world will love you for doing so & give you free rides to anywhere**
gfolk.me/IanBartlett
**not actually be true
#distinguishedgentlemansride
gfolk.me/IanBartlett
**not actually be true
#distinguishedgentlemansride
Today I'm issuing an executive order to initiate a system whereby anyone sending SMSs or emails or telephone calls pays a £0.02 charge to the recipient's country's internal revenue service. Take that spammy fecking spammers. 🖕🏻
April 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Today I'm issuing an executive order to initiate a system whereby anyone sending SMSs or emails or telephone calls pays a £0.02 charge to the recipient's country's internal revenue service. Take that spammy fecking spammers. 🖕🏻
Careful mate, might be a bit hot.
April 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Careful mate, might be a bit hot.
Me? Oh, I have a small furniture business.
March 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Me? Oh, I have a small furniture business.
What do you call it when something dropping off a cliff drops of another cliff?
March 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What do you call it when something dropping off a cliff drops of another cliff?
Cleaning a vacuum cleaner with its own sucky hose feels wrong
March 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Cleaning a vacuum cleaner with its own sucky hose feels wrong
So when is Trump's visit?
March 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
So when is Trump's visit?
Suffering from too much cash? Then help support Google by looking at this advert for yet another bullshit medical device.
February 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Suffering from too much cash? Then help support Google by looking at this advert for yet another bullshit medical device.
DOGE confirms Trump Fireworks to be the most efficient way to entertain the nation scotching rumors that anybody ever promised the $3bn lunar landing system would be touching down on the moon in 2024.
February 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
DOGE confirms Trump Fireworks to be the most efficient way to entertain the nation scotching rumors that anybody ever promised the $3bn lunar landing system would be touching down on the moon in 2024.
Congratulations to RFK Jnr on his new role at the Whitehouse.
February 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Congratulations to RFK Jnr on his new role at the Whitehouse.
More on the world pissing itself as the Domesday Clock's minute hand starts moving towards twelve after this breaking news:
February 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
More on the world pissing itself as the Domesday Clock's minute hand starts moving towards twelve after this breaking news:
Elon Musk's son hacks his dad's Neuralink implant, announcing that he now 'rules Trumptown'.
February 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Elon Musk's son hacks his dad's Neuralink implant, announcing that he now 'rules Trumptown'.
Thanos confirmed as head of Human Wellbeing and Lovely Outcomes by vacant-eyed Senate
February 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Thanos confirmed as head of Human Wellbeing and Lovely Outcomes by vacant-eyed Senate
Far too much mashed potato is the finest form of mashed potato.
February 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Far too much mashed potato is the finest form of mashed potato.