Barter Loch Monster
@barterloch.bsky.social
Turning upstanding citizens into degenerate bagpipers since 2016.
Posts are not legal, financial, or psychiatric advice. No reed-making or drone-tuning relationship is established by engaging with this account.
Posts are not legal, financial, or psychiatric advice. No reed-making or drone-tuning relationship is established by engaging with this account.
This is a badge of honor lol
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This is a badge of honor lol
Surprising that got published. Maybe some lads wanted a dip they could buy?
Worth the read just for the supreme irony of this sponsorship
Worth the read just for the supreme irony of this sponsorship
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Surprising that got published. Maybe some lads wanted a dip they could buy?
Worth the read just for the supreme irony of this sponsorship
Worth the read just for the supreme irony of this sponsorship
The gasden flag is such meme bait
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The gasden flag is such meme bait
@seattlewxguy.bsky.social impressive mammatus clouds in Edmonds today.
October 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
@seattlewxguy.bsky.social impressive mammatus clouds in Edmonds today.
Hahaha I don’t think I ever called my old hamster Calum by his given name. It was always “Radar Range” because of his enormous ears or “Fuzzbucket” because of the rest of him.
September 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hahaha I don’t think I ever called my old hamster Calum by his given name. It was always “Radar Range” because of his enormous ears or “Fuzzbucket” because of the rest of him.
At this rate they’ll all be the slave race for the sole quarter mile of “Neom” that gets built.
The future is so much more stupid and cruel than I could have imagined.
The future is so much more stupid and cruel than I could have imagined.
September 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
At this rate they’ll all be the slave race for the sole quarter mile of “Neom” that gets built.
The future is so much more stupid and cruel than I could have imagined.
The future is so much more stupid and cruel than I could have imagined.
This says all you need to know
The future is stupid
The future is stupid
August 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This says all you need to know
The future is stupid
The future is stupid
Welp it’s a reaction image now
August 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Welp it’s a reaction image now
It’s not a pop-up which can be dismissed, it’s a hard stop - very different U/I. I don’t fault you folks for gathering subs however you can, but my feedback as a pretty engaged consumer of indie journalism is if I have to give up my email before I’ve even read an article, I’m just gonna close out.
August 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It’s not a pop-up which can be dismissed, it’s a hard stop - very different U/I. I don’t fault you folks for gathering subs however you can, but my feedback as a pretty engaged consumer of indie journalism is if I have to give up my email before I’ve even read an article, I’m just gonna close out.
Also wtf with BlueSky labeling your very reasonable take as “rude” compared to the actual insults I’ve received as done
August 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Also wtf with BlueSky labeling your very reasonable take as “rude” compared to the actual insults I’ve received as done
Sounds like he wasn’t breaking quarantine just to “own the libs”
August 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Sounds like he wasn’t breaking quarantine just to “own the libs”
I’m the head heard round the world baby l
August 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’m the head heard round the world baby l
Ok that’s a pretty good smug bastard face
But guess who doesn’t wake me up at 2am yowling for food?
Instead she wakes me up at 2am loudly falling off her “jungle gym”
But guess who doesn’t wake me up at 2am yowling for food?
Instead she wakes me up at 2am loudly falling off her “jungle gym”
July 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Ok that’s a pretty good smug bastard face
But guess who doesn’t wake me up at 2am yowling for food?
Instead she wakes me up at 2am loudly falling off her “jungle gym”
But guess who doesn’t wake me up at 2am yowling for food?
Instead she wakes me up at 2am loudly falling off her “jungle gym”
I’ve never heard anyone say, “aw cute I got pink eye from [name] sleeping on my face” for any animal but a cat.
July 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’ve never heard anyone say, “aw cute I got pink eye from [name] sleeping on my face” for any animal but a cat.
Let me introduce you to what was once the middle lane of a very busy street
July 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Let me introduce you to what was once the middle lane of a very busy street
What a fever dream of an episode (in a good way).
Definitely some great parenting lessons from Ed, Cherlynn, and Mike.
Definitely some great parenting lessons from Ed, Cherlynn, and Mike.
July 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
What a fever dream of an episode (in a good way).
Definitely some great parenting lessons from Ed, Cherlynn, and Mike.
Definitely some great parenting lessons from Ed, Cherlynn, and Mike.
Every tech media article about AI these days just feels like the journalistic equivalent of the people who used to post this on 4chan
July 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Every tech media article about AI these days just feels like the journalistic equivalent of the people who used to post this on 4chan