Important questions: Is Healy the first bearded rider to hold the yellow jersey? Is the number of riders with facial hair at a record high?

She saw them, but she thinks I'm about to sell 3 of them.

Ok, I'll bite...

This one is different. It's not an ego thing, it's to publicise a cooperation between the companies. Both founder CEOs are the very accessible face of their company, so users strongly identify the product with them.

The most annoying thing about Rouvy is the really crap route search. It's almost impossible to find a route in a chosen locality. They've been promising to improve it but it's always in the future, never now.

So all I have to do is show up there before you tomorrow and show your QR code to get in for free?

As midlife crises go, that's a pretty mild one.