It's such a bummer that Medicaid can longer pay for my woke mind virus treatments.

My BFF sold me on a digital NYT subscription, and it's bullshit because now I have to be burdened with knowing things. Fuck. #nyt

Let this IMDB film credit for the 2002 Bond entry Die Another Day bless your feed this evening.
#007 #JamesBond #Bond

Name a harder crew, I'll wait.

Out of all of this, as the younger brother and therefore permanent player 2, I am glad that Luigi is finally getting a glowup

If I vent to you that people suck, just know you're not people, if that makes sense.

One of the only things I learned from one of my aunts is "I'll listen to anything once, twice if I like it," and I find that holds true to a lot of things.
But.
Please recommend one Artist - Album for me to listen to. I don't care what it is.
I will report back on everything y'all suggest.
Thanks!

My main problem is, I am at best a court jester, but was given real responsibilities.

I needed a new microplane and suddenly remembered I work within walking distance of a restaurant supplier

The Batman just came up in the text thread for my BFF and our respective wives, and I asked him how he felt about R Patts, and he replied with a screenshot of a convo he and I had 6 weeks ago. I need a lobotomy.

Great day for some Bowie.
#welcometotheblackout

Why does James Brown look like Jordan Peele playing James Brown in a Key & Peele bit?

I'm gonna be 40 in a couple hours and...I still feel like a child in a lotta ways? Is that fine?

My kid just walked by me and told me a) I have no rizz, and b) I don't know why Mom picked you.

Like, I was just sitting on the fuckin couch and he announces my deepest insecurities AT me?

Big Fun got me today.
Please respect my privacy at this time.

Legend.

Added Barbeque (very back left) to the gang.

Snagged this badass GI Joe over the weekend!