Barry Jive and the Uptown Five
@barryjivesuptown5.bsky.social
Just a Masshole, trying his best.
We’re all about to get the Fluggen-kliggin-kein from Eurotrip, aren’t we?
April 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We’re all about to get the Fluggen-kliggin-kein from Eurotrip, aren’t we?
In Soviet Russia movie captions you!
Nothing is as timeless as a Yakov Smirnoff joke.
Nothing is as timeless as a Yakov Smirnoff joke.
March 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
In Soviet Russia movie captions you!
Nothing is as timeless as a Yakov Smirnoff joke.
Nothing is as timeless as a Yakov Smirnoff joke.
“… now let’s talk rust-proofing.”
March 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“… now let’s talk rust-proofing.”
But Red, White, and Blueland, it just rolls off the tongue.
February 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
But Red, White, and Blueland, it just rolls off the tongue.
Well, it’d probably involve Drake trying to come at Kendrick again.
February 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Well, it’d probably involve Drake trying to come at Kendrick again.
This has to be the dumbest timeline, right?
February 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This has to be the dumbest timeline, right?
*whispers defiantly
“tush push”
“tush push”
January 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
*whispers defiantly
“tush push”
“tush push”
I still won’t finish Eraserhead
January 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I still won’t finish Eraserhead
