I found Gremlins 2 trading cards and now they’re all around the house
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I found Gremlins 2 trading cards and now they’re all around the house
The slogan for this stove goes way too hard
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The slogan for this stove goes way too hard
Come see my short film about aliens and infidelity, Human Affairs this October.
October 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Come see my short film about aliens and infidelity, Human Affairs this October.
NYT making tentative steps towards calling the sky blue
February 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
NYT making tentative steps towards calling the sky blue
Director of prestigious projects such as
January 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Director of prestigious projects such as
Always happy to pull out my Christmas sweater
December 25, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Always happy to pull out my Christmas sweater
You won’t believe who the centerfold is this month.
December 18, 2024 at 8:14 PM
You won’t believe who the centerfold is this month.
For a while I rotated my lock screen amongst these four photos.
November 25, 2024 at 9:47 PM
For a while I rotated my lock screen amongst these four photos.
You ever have a billion dollar idea then find out it’s already been done
November 16, 2024 at 7:08 PM
You ever have a billion dollar idea then find out it’s already been done
Bibi, yes, you can indiscriminately kill them, but if we hear you’re desecrating corpses that’s the last straw!
September 20, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Bibi, yes, you can indiscriminately kill them, but if we hear you’re desecrating corpses that’s the last straw!
Blumhouse presents The Looming
September 13, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Blumhouse presents The Looming
Imagine being about to commit suicide and you hear “hey!” behind you and you turn and see mister “living on a prayer” himself jon Bon Jovi. “You’re wanted,” he says. There’s a long pause. He steps closer and whispers, “alive.”
September 12, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Imagine being about to commit suicide and you hear “hey!” behind you and you turn and see mister “living on a prayer” himself jon Bon Jovi. “You’re wanted,” he says. There’s a long pause. He steps closer and whispers, “alive.”
Carole King rapping Shake it Off for Swifties For Harris is pretty awful, but this 2024 campaign has some work to do if they want to reach “Broad City Hillary Clinton episode” levels of liberal cribge
August 28, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Carole King rapping Shake it Off for Swifties For Harris is pretty awful, but this 2024 campaign has some work to do if they want to reach “Broad City Hillary Clinton episode” levels of liberal cribge
A very good newsletter (Garbage Day) recently argued that what the DNC convention really proved is that we’re in for a golden age of liberal cringe and smarm, and I think these t shirts prove it
August 28, 2024 at 2:02 PM
A very good newsletter (Garbage Day) recently argued that what the DNC convention really proved is that we’re in for a golden age of liberal cringe and smarm, and I think these t shirts prove it
Got my eclipse glasses
April 8, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Got my eclipse glasses
They've been hiding the truth from us in plain sight.
March 12, 2024 at 3:27 PM
They've been hiding the truth from us in plain sight.
Doing research on a script about aliens and making some incredible discoveries.
March 12, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Doing research on a script about aliens and making some incredible discoveries.
Do you hate the CIA and love a rabbit hole of conspiracy? Boy do I have a show for you? I was one of the editors on this one and am quite proud of it.
February 28, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Do you hate the CIA and love a rabbit hole of conspiracy? Boy do I have a show for you? I was one of the editors on this one and am quite proud of it.
Instagram will regret these ads as they will make me too powerful
September 4, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Instagram will regret these ads as they will make me too powerful