Barry Crain
@barrycrain.bsky.social
expert in a dying field
cartoon boy, kung fu dork
cartoon boy, kung fu dork
not to be *that guy* but there should be an "H" in "UGH"
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
not to be *that guy* but there should be an "H" in "UGH"
You probably already knew that the Martian Manhunter loves Loaded Oreos (DC calls 'em "Chocos" for legal purposes, but they're not fooling anyone)
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You probably already knew that the Martian Manhunter loves Loaded Oreos (DC calls 'em "Chocos" for legal purposes, but they're not fooling anyone)
I thought the first non-human country music singer was Johnny Paycheck
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I thought the first non-human country music singer was Johnny Paycheck
in 1973 I was told, "Avoid robot cowboys or Yul be sorry"
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
in 1973 I was told, "Avoid robot cowboys or Yul be sorry"
I'm not emotionally or physically prepared for any of this today
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'm not emotionally or physically prepared for any of this today
it's too soon for any of this shit
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
it's too soon for any of this shit
loving the new fall colours
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
loving the new fall colours
I've seen so very many Frankensteins in my life, but I'm always willing to see one more
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I've seen so very many Frankensteins in my life, but I'm always willing to see one more
used to be Hulk Hands™ but now they're Mitchum Mitts®
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
used to be Hulk Hands™ but now they're Mitchum Mitts®
I keep confusing Alan Dershowitz with Melvin Belli
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I keep confusing Alan Dershowitz with Melvin Belli
done, thank you kindly
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
done, thank you kindly
"GNNNRRRAAARRRRRGHHHH!"
- Dick Cheney, 1941-2025
- Dick Cheney, 1941-2025
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"GNNNRRRAAARRRRRGHHHH!"
- Dick Cheney, 1941-2025
- Dick Cheney, 1941-2025
Happy Gojiravember to all who celebrate
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Happy Gojiravember to all who celebrate
Maura, I've had zero luck mixing Semple-Klein purple and may have to abandon my costume
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Maura, I've had zero luck mixing Semple-Klein purple and may have to abandon my costume
GOOD BOY (2025), a ghost story from a dog's perspective
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
GOOD BOY (2025), a ghost story from a dog's perspective
Jor-El was an AI hologram of a dead guy, so when he calls Kal-El "My son," he's not really Kal-El's father, he's an AI hologram
October 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Jor-El was an AI hologram of a dead guy, so when he calls Kal-El "My son," he's not really Kal-El's father, he's an AI hologram
The night we met, Holly thought I was Barry Windsor-Smith
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The night we met, Holly thought I was Barry Windsor-Smith
The best thing that ever happened to me is still happening to me
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The best thing that ever happened to me is still happening to me
Thanks, Holly!💗
(reposting because I somehow misspelt "Brunswick" 😬)
One last pic of our wonderful big dude Brunswick, a huge Sheprador/Scooby Doo mix with the bark of a Baskerville hound and a tail like Godzilla's.
He was a sweet giant baby boy we miss very much.
(reposting because I somehow misspelt "Brunswick" 😬)
One last pic of our wonderful big dude Brunswick, a huge Sheprador/Scooby Doo mix with the bark of a Baskerville hound and a tail like Godzilla's.
He was a sweet giant baby boy we miss very much.
October 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Thanks, Holly!💗
(reposting because I somehow misspelt "Brunswick" 😬)
One last pic of our wonderful big dude Brunswick, a huge Sheprador/Scooby Doo mix with the bark of a Baskerville hound and a tail like Godzilla's.
He was a sweet giant baby boy we miss very much.
(reposting because I somehow misspelt "Brunswick" 😬)
One last pic of our wonderful big dude Brunswick, a huge Sheprador/Scooby Doo mix with the bark of a Baskerville hound and a tail like Godzilla's.
He was a sweet giant baby boy we miss very much.
🦇 Here's our chocolate Ding Dongs -- Beluga is the leafy-eared Labubu we adopted two years ago and she's become a slightly-less-high-strung little angel. Bigby is our handsome & incredibly chill wolfy guy and he's just come through major surgery, so please send good thoughts
October 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
🦇 Here's our chocolate Ding Dongs -- Beluga is the leafy-eared Labubu we adopted two years ago and she's become a slightly-less-high-strung little angel. Bigby is our handsome & incredibly chill wolfy guy and he's just come through major surgery, so please send good thoughts
it's Holly's birthday, an International Spooky Season Scorpio Holiday 🖤🦇🦂
October 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
it's Holly's birthday, an International Spooky Season Scorpio Holiday 🖤🦇🦂
I'm a participating artist in the CHICAGO CRYPTIDS show at the Seventh Corner Gallery in November -- drop by and say hi!
October 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'm a participating artist in the CHICAGO CRYPTIDS show at the Seventh Corner Gallery in November -- drop by and say hi!