No wonder people can’t drive here in #Austin in the rain.

Is Facebook trolling me? 🤣

Snow before the #CottonBowl seems like something Texas would do. #txwx #hookem 🤘🏻

JUST IN: FBI releases new photos of Shamsud-Din Jabbar in early morning hours of New Year’s Day before New Orleans attack, and also one of the IED coolers.

There’s something special about #Austin this time of year.

One of my favorite parts of having a dog: free space heater when it’s colder out. 🤣🔥

Before you say treat ➡️ after

This is what I’m bringing to Thanksgiving if you ask me to bring something. I said what I said.

Hi. It’s me.

Get in loser, we’re going to Petco.