💢Coopermeansbarrelmaker, No Longer Mr. Wines #1 Hater
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He him, 22, might interact w nsfw accounts so you’ve been warned.
I’m a fan of Holostars, Hololive, Fallen London, Mech TTRPG LANCER, and Homestuck. And probably some other stuff
I’m a fan of Holostars, Hololive, Fallen London, Mech TTRPG LANCER, and Homestuck. And probably some other stuff
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I am become Cards, Master of games.
Thank you Failbetter so much for this incredible story unlike any I've ever experienced, and thank you for all the stories yet to come.
Thank you Failbetter so much for this incredible story unlike any I've ever experienced, and thank you for all the stories yet to come.
Watching the holoday monster of the week session and Holy shit ERB is really good at this
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Watching the holoday monster of the week session and Holy shit ERB is really good at this
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It's Baby Safety Month.
September 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It's Baby Safety Month.
Oh wow it’s time for fruits of the see already? Time flies huh
September 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Oh wow it’s time for fruits of the see already? Time flies huh
God I love the Submerged Rector. Nobody else could single-handedly defeat a saint of hell through the power of severe hearing damage and raw whimsy
September 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
God I love the Submerged Rector. Nobody else could single-handedly defeat a saint of hell through the power of severe hearing damage and raw whimsy
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Undertale
August 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Undertale
Fucking insane to me that in the year 2025, we have an animated pilot for homestuck in the near future. Wild.
August 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Fucking insane to me that in the year 2025, we have an animated pilot for homestuck in the near future. Wild.
Finished Hell Is Missing a few days ago and I gotta say it was a great Estival. Felt a little bit less like you were actually working together with other londoners towards a goal and moreso like you were working alongside the efforts of a thousand alternate realities which I suppose was fitting.
August 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Finished Hell Is Missing a few days ago and I gotta say it was a great Estival. Felt a little bit less like you were actually working together with other londoners towards a goal and moreso like you were working alongside the efforts of a thousand alternate realities which I suppose was fitting.
Been thinking on something and came to a realization. I can hire a crew of rogue temporal outlaws. I can get myself a Felt of my very own! gonna dress em all in Viric suits and a Pelgin dress, get up to some proper organized crime see if I can’t use my powers as Mr Cards to set up a gambling racket
August 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Been thinking on something and came to a realization. I can hire a crew of rogue temporal outlaws. I can get myself a Felt of my very own! gonna dress em all in Viric suits and a Pelgin dress, get up to some proper organized crime see if I can’t use my powers as Mr Cards to set up a gambling racket
This may be the most Meta I’ve ever seen Fallen London get. Sure I’ve tried to stumble through the remains of Ambition: Enigma but this is a whole other level and I love it
August 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This may be the most Meta I’ve ever seen Fallen London get. Sure I’ve tried to stumble through the remains of Ambition: Enigma but this is a whole other level and I love it
So with the other Masters currently… indisposed… I can’t help but wonder how difficult it would be to claim the bazaar for myself, become “Mr. Cards, The Wildcard King of London”. I probably wouldn’t though, I’ve grown quite fond of Pages while on the path that lead me here
August 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
So with the other Masters currently… indisposed… I can’t help but wonder how difficult it would be to claim the bazaar for myself, become “Mr. Cards, The Wildcard King of London”. I probably wouldn’t though, I’ve grown quite fond of Pages while on the path that lead me here
I mean I can’t just NOT eat the physical manifestation of time itself…
July 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I mean I can’t just NOT eat the physical manifestation of time itself…
WHAT IN THE NINE -NINE -NINE -NINE -NINE -NINE -NINE -NINE [hell not found]S IS HAPPENINGINGINGING
July 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
WHAT IN THE NINE -NINE -NINE -NINE -NINE -NINE -NINE -NINE [hell not found]S IS HAPPENINGINGINGING
What do you MEAN hell is missing??? How do you lose something that big??? I’m not done building my railway there yet I can’t afford to rebuild in a different direction.
July 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What do you MEAN hell is missing??? How do you lose something that big??? I’m not done building my railway there yet I can’t afford to rebuild in a different direction.
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- 1 jumper at a time
- No somersaults
Yeah. This is how you do it.
- No somersaults
Yeah. This is how you do it.
July 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
- 1 jumper at a time
- No somersaults
Yeah. This is how you do it.
- No somersaults
Yeah. This is how you do it.
Back on my fallen London bs, today’s agenda is barging into courtrooms asking to be the defense in a case I have no knowledge of or connection to and just completely botching it at the last second. As a Master of the Bazaar I can absolutely be trusted, now give me the case files.
July 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Back on my fallen London bs, today’s agenda is barging into courtrooms asking to be the defense in a case I have no knowledge of or connection to and just completely botching it at the last second. As a Master of the Bazaar I can absolutely be trusted, now give me the case files.
I should’ve known that dinner with the Captivating Princess wouldn’t end well. But I will rescue the prince so help me god. I am a Correspondent, I am a Master of the Bazaar, I have liberated the tributes of the Sixth Coil, and I have plotted within the mirrors of Risen Burgundy. I shall prevail.
July 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I should’ve known that dinner with the Captivating Princess wouldn’t end well. But I will rescue the prince so help me god. I am a Correspondent, I am a Master of the Bazaar, I have liberated the tributes of the Sixth Coil, and I have plotted within the mirrors of Risen Burgundy. I shall prevail.
With the release of Reunion I’ve decided to come back to fallen London, and it’s a fun mental image of leading the prince around, showing him the best my city has to offer as he’s none the wiser that I am not just some moderately notable schmuck and am instead one of the Masters of the Bazaar
July 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
With the release of Reunion I’ve decided to come back to fallen London, and it’s a fun mental image of leading the prince around, showing him the best my city has to offer as he’s none the wiser that I am not just some moderately notable schmuck and am instead one of the Masters of the Bazaar
It has come to my attention that Warframe is essentially Smith Shimano Corpro Atlas simulator.
June 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It has come to my attention that Warframe is essentially Smith Shimano Corpro Atlas simulator.
So my fallen London cards came in the mail a few days ago and a few of the cards were stuck together because of the shiny edges they have, which wouldn’t be of note except for the fact that the cards that were hidden by being stuck were the 7 of hats, the 7 of bats, the 7 of cats, and the 9 of cats-
June 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
So my fallen London cards came in the mail a few days ago and a few of the cards were stuck together because of the shiny edges they have, which wouldn’t be of note except for the fact that the cards that were hidden by being stuck were the 7 of hats, the 7 of bats, the 7 of cats, and the 9 of cats-
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HOLY SHIT BETTEL 2 LIVE 2D. HES SO CUTE
May 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
HOLY SHIT BETTEL 2 LIVE 2D. HES SO CUTE
Happy birthday to Gubgub Borple
May 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Happy birthday to Gubgub Borple
Mr Fires is a bitchass motherfucker and while I respect it as one of the powers that be, and I respect its desire to keep London around, that doesn’t mean I gotta like the bastard
May 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Mr Fires is a bitchass motherfucker and while I respect it as one of the powers that be, and I respect its desire to keep London around, that doesn’t mean I gotta like the bastard
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[ #holoTEMPUS / #Bettelful ] I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL
May 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
[ #holoTEMPUS / #Bettelful ] I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL
Hrm. Its been a while since I thought about those days. Good times. Simpler times. Fun story, I made my account in 2021 and then didnt do the tutorial and forgot about falllen london, so my first sentence in new newgate was canonically three real life years lol.
May 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hrm. Its been a while since I thought about those days. Good times. Simpler times. Fun story, I made my account in 2021 and then didnt do the tutorial and forgot about falllen london, so my first sentence in new newgate was canonically three real life years lol.