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barredowls.bsky.social
Glad the BBC is reporting on this, but I think they can relax with the qualifiers.
From the article: "Trump has said he wants to deport the "worst of the worst", but critics say immigrants without criminal records who follow due process have also been targeted."
September 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
barredowls.bsky.social
Silly axolotls in various colors will be available!
A green crochet axolotl with white fins.
September 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
barredowls.bsky.social
I made my friend this silly turtle. Now it sits on his computer and helps him grade papers.
A crochet turtle with flowers on its shell.
May 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
barredowls.bsky.social
#crochet interlude: this turtle is so slow that she grew flowers on her back

Pattern by Lim lenn: www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib... (free to download PDF)
A crochet turtle with flowers on its back. The shell is gray, the head and flippers are white, and the flowers are yellow and orange because the store ran out of red and pink yarn.
January 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
barredowls.bsky.social
#crochet From this angle, she looks normal, but her front paws are WAY too high up. Pattern here: carmencrochet.com/sausage-dog-...
A crochet dachshund in a blue shirt. Looks almost normal from this angle, but the front paws are very awkwardly placed.
January 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
barredowls.bsky.social
See? #crochet
A brown crochet dog's head, complete with eyes, nose, and even eyebrows. Still no ears, though, but it definitely looks less like a crochet dildo.
December 31, 2024 at 12:04 AM
barredowls.bsky.social
@lollardfish.bsky.social This Let's Play of #CrusaderKings3 got way out of hand. #Oathbreaker
A book open to Chapter 1 of "Oathbreakers," in which a priest overhears too much.
December 28, 2024 at 3:32 AM
barredowls.bsky.social
This is a dog's muzzle and NOT anything else, you perverts.
An unfinished crochet project in brown yarn. It is an unfinished muzzle for a dachshund puppy, but it looks a lot like a sweater you'd put on your penis.
December 24, 2024 at 11:04 PM
barredowls.bsky.social
Look what I have! If you're looking to name a child or a pet, read this book for a list of names to not use.
"Oathbreakers" by Matthew Gabrielle and David M. Perry. A trashy (but true!) account of the Carolinian Civil War.
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 AM
barredowls.bsky.social
This is an axolotl.
It doesn't ask alotl.
It swims the sea,
content to be
the baby time forgotl.

Pattern: www.loopsandlovecrochet.com/2022/06/27/a...
Powder blue crochet axolotl with white head and tail fins.
November 27, 2024 at 1:55 AM
barredowls.bsky.social
Used the pattern below to crochet this silly boy. He's tilting his head because he wants to be friends, not because I screwed up the yarn tension and he accidentally inherited my scoliosis. www.mycrochetchums.com/amigurumi-cr...
A teal and lime-green crochet gecko with its tongue out. The parts are sewn together in a wonky way, but the lizard looks friendly.
November 22, 2024 at 10:52 PM
barredowls.bsky.social
Here's Leo the Dipshit Lion.
November 6, 2024 at 12:22 AM