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Kris Hall
@barracudacore.bsky.social
aka Barracuda Guarisco aka C.C. Hannett / Author of “Embarrassed By Everything…” (Be About It Press)
Host of Chat Rooms at Lucky Dime in Everett, WA
Former EIC of Really Serious Literature
They/Them/He/Him
My last book, NOAH FANG QUICKSILVER (The Cattle), has been getting some serious praise. It releases on 10/31/25. Hit me up if you want a signed copy.
October 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’ve decided, after minimal thought, to release NOAH FANG QUICKSILVER as my last book. After 17 years of writing I’ve published 16 titles, this being my 17th, and I think that’s enough for one person. Or at least me.

This is my mic drop piece and it’s very important to my heart and soul.
October 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’m retiring lolz
September 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Submit and follow us on Substack!
September 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
send me your shortest and weirdest
September 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
we did it boom boom
June 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
June 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Full cover wrap for my limited edition chapbook. Only 25 copies will be made. Snag it while it’s available!
June 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
buy my book so I can quit my job lol
June 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I have 19 copies left hmu if you want one
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Buy my book to help fund my cigarette addiction
June 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
shameless
June 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
ATTENTION!!! Releasing a microchapbook of new poetry with a limited release of 25 copies ($15 each). HMU if you want a copy!
May 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hey it’s poetry month! That means you should buy my book “EMBARRASSED BY EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR WHEN I PUT IT INTO POETRY”.
Embarrassed By Everything Except For When I Put It Into Poetry, by Kris Hall | Alexandra Naughton
"Kris is a person full of magic and enchantment. Someone radiating poetry through every alcohol-soaked pore. It really shows in this collection. The work of a mad, comical genius. My trusted Vlad ...
www.beaboutitpress.com
April 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is happening
April 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
January 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My goal is to publish twenty books by the time I’m 40. I have 17 already under my belt. That leaves two years for the remaining three to be written and published. Let’s go.
December 23, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Writing a book about a vampire poet who is terrified of getting cancelled. Party.
December 11, 2024 at 7:42 PM
The Cattle is a new online reading series partnering with small presses and their authors held on the first Saturday afternoon of every month with a short open mic at the end.

Our first episode will be with @serotoninpress.bsky.social ! More info coming soon.
December 6, 2024 at 9:24 PM
2 left of the 50 signed copies I had on hand. HMU if you want one and I’ll mail it to you.
December 5, 2024 at 3:47 PM
November 29, 2024 at 12:44 AM
November 26, 2024 at 1:00 AM
November 17, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Pale Breath Insight
November 16, 2024 at 10:17 PM