I try not to ever post this type of stuff, but this is insane. And they wouldn't let me cancel without being fully charged. #uber

Can someone tell me wtf is going on here? #USOpen #Dentistry #jaws

Was trying to understand how two people were dominating so much of my feed. One was retweeting almost every reply, and there's this. Insane.

Jimmy Carter's greatest accomplishment wasn't obliterating a worm or avoiding a nuclear catastrophe, it was mending the relationship between Cotton and Hank.

This New Season of DDD is wild! #Favortown

Just got my second! Going for a double double tonight!