baronvonfaust.bsky.social
@baronvonfaust.bsky.social
What do you mean not the correct amount? You're supposed to lesve some in??
March 16, 2024 at 7:11 AM
And eye colour actually! It's very utilitarian, good for conveying a lot of different moods. I've got this unfortunately one dimensional shade of brown. Don't know why I picked them. Impulse eye I guess HAR HAR HER
March 16, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Ay nice face

(Sorry I'm late. Hallucinatory rats have been ruining my life. How's that for a reason I bet you thought wasn't sincere?)
March 16, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Dust off ye parrot and pegleg lass (unless you already have a pegleg, which would be excellent too)
March 16, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Sous-jeaux
January 21, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Ahhhh crap, I'm sorry you've gotta ride that rollercoaster :( it's very frustrating indeed. Anything I can do to help? If you wanna vent feel free, I'll shoot you my email on hellsite
January 21, 2024 at 12:12 PM
OOOOOOOOOO
January 21, 2024 at 12:03 PM
There ya go! Just gotta find the right combination of things to unlock the crime-demon within, that's all! It's like magic :D
January 17, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Damn. You can help me with some vigilantism if it'd make you feel better? Well and robbing pharmacies probably but it's vigilantism-adjacent
January 17, 2024 at 8:37 PM
("Can I help?" is a little more concise, it really is)
January 17, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Ohhh... because of a problem that could be easily solved by an internet colleague at intercontinental ranges even though they just woke up fully clothed at 7am and had to check the word intercontinental so so many times? Cos that'd be wildly specific but also handy as
January 17, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Oh that's just an ASSHOLE... I can get over the truly heartbreaking dreams but this shit is fucked
January 17, 2024 at 5:26 PM
So um... not quite better yet I take it? Or is this bone snapping born of rage?
January 17, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Dorrr. SIIIIIIIICK
January 4, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Well god damn, is it pathologically interesting at least? You probably need a spice. And cobra venom, just to wear as necklace
January 4, 2024 at 6:57 AM
GOOD YOU GET EM DON'T PAY FOR SHIT :P

PS Colour coordination with that dress is on POINT (do you say that there? It just means spot on)! I had a wedding a while back, devastated the room.

SINCERE ME KEEPS SLIPPING THROUGH THE CAPS ARGH
January 3, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Is the tang about a mile wide? Looks like it would be... I like the thicc bois :P
January 3, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Oh my lord Sophie, outstanding!
January 3, 2024 at 8:00 AM
That is you? My goodness, you look beautiful!

I MEAN YEAH GOOD ONE REMEMBER TO USE YOUR LOOKS AGAINST PEOPLE FOR PERSONAL GAIN LIKE I DO HAHAHA
January 3, 2024 at 7:04 AM
KIRBY I TOLD YOU, DON'T SWALLOW THE FUCKIN ENNUI

THAT'S MY ENNUI, NOW SHIT IT OR I'LL GET THE BAT
January 3, 2024 at 6:56 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR I DON'T KNOW WHY I WROTE SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT I DID I HOPE YOU'RE GOOOOOOD LIKE CAPSLOCK GOOD
January 3, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Oh, fuck... you gonna be okay?
January 3, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Happy solstice! Don't you kids party too hard now. And if you're headed out to the standing stones don't forget your jacket!
December 21, 2023 at 10:32 PM