Kinda hate when cashiers over-examine my purchases. Put my cookies in the bag, sir!

My elderly eyes hate that shit!

Yes, they are all bleeding money.

I just ate a whole box of cookies. But it was a small box.

I probably could. But I also have a fancy mp3 recorder that I prefer to use.

That’s fantastic!

Wow! Really? My family always has mac-n-cheese as a side in a crockpot at every holiday gathering