It’s that, or they’re just eating Pokemon. Which is preferable?

No, it’s worse. So much worse.
Uniuni is a Canadian company owned by a Chinese tech bro who hands your packages out to randos in their cars DoorDash style, then hopes that those people actually deliver your parcel instead of stealing it or mishandling it. They usually just steal it or mishandle it.

At least you’re getting them, in my area UniUni is just a great way for porch pirates to skip the middleman.

Uniuni Logistics is the worst parcel delivery company I have ever worked with. You would have to be stupid or a masochist to agree to manage their brand.

It’s a distribution network that allows porch pirates to pick up your products directly from the warehouse and just steal them there in bulk.

What are you talking about? It’s not even a full song? It’s like the first 15 seconds of a song before it cuts out and clips around.

Hard not to when you’re raised by an iguana in a fright wig.

All it takes is one successful time. And the likelihood is even better if both his parents had the same number of chromosomes.

I’m not a high fantasy geneticist, but there’s got to be a recipe for a Potion of Chromosomal Karyotyping out there somewhere.

I actually miss those.

I don’t vape because the carts look stupid, but I had one of those little Blu units with the glowing LEDs at the end. I didn’t use it often, nicotine isn’t super addictive to me, but I miss that thing. I used for years it until they stopped selling the parts for it.

It depends on how well the speaker enunciates (YOU-er vs. yOR) and varies with regional accent.

Watch Starship Troopers then replace the Bugs with the usual targets. We won’t be full citizens unless we do our stint committing war crimes. Fascism is utterly predictable and ever encroaching.

At what point do Anti-Trust laws kick in? Surely there must be a limit for these media mass conglomerates before it becomes a monopoly.

How could it? The kitchen has no furnishings. There’s no cabinets or hookups to speak of.

It’s crazy, she’s usually so good at deception! She lied about her age and identity for YEARS!!!

Oh hey, that’s my “I’m this close to a total mental breakdown” song! I’ve been singing it on the way home from work a *lot* lately.

Roblox is the van full of puppies of the 21st century. I hope the whole board gets brought up in front of a congressional hearing.