Stopppp, y'all are going to convince me to order cheez-its

@justinhelmer.bsky.social

Woah, cool snek!

I just cracked one myself. It's Hour 47 somewhere 🍻

Those eyes! 😍 surely you can play a little tug between hours 🥺

not if you ever want me back for Christmas

I'm the only one here, I'll stink if I want 😡

We are singlehandedly keeping newspapers dot com afloat, I'm sure of it

Omgggggg I wanted to try those so bad!

I don't know what to do with any of that except notice my presumptions being wrong & get some sleep and say thank you to @kvsc881fm.bsky.social and everyone for giving me so much to think about -- the looming future and also how dang many sitcoms I've never seen.