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The Barnyard Cockatrice
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Everyone wants a manic pixie dream girl until she starts filling their house with bones.

Also, please give me reasons why I shouldn't go back to get this, paint it black, fill it with bones, and put it in the front garden.
March 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Made a friend today. She was hiding in the greenhouse but the arctic vortex dropped the interior temps to below freezing. At first I thought she had been unalived but after picking her up and warming her in my hand she started moving around.
February 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Found a friend tonight. Happy early #Caturday
February 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Our neighbor's dog wanted to play today.
January 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
White christian nationalists love to pretend that they are persecuted and discriminated against. This act shows that they know damn well they are not.

I hope job listings that state "white males need not apply" start popping up. That would fix their attitude real fast.
January 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM