Barney
@barneycoomber.bsky.social
Ordinary London bloke
Likes #axolotls, sensible people and social justice.
Woke liberal 🤣
Likes #axolotls, sensible people and social justice.
Woke liberal 🤣
Axolotls, and the Magnolia tree outside my house.
March 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Axolotls, and the Magnolia tree outside my house.
No.9 in London for Rubicon Mango soda here.
Proud.
Proud.
February 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
No.9 in London for Rubicon Mango soda here.
Proud.
Proud.
Nah. Pitch Perfect 2.
Das Sound Machine!
Undiscovered legends!!!
Das Sound Machine!
Undiscovered legends!!!
February 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Nah. Pitch Perfect 2.
Das Sound Machine!
Undiscovered legends!!!
Das Sound Machine!
Undiscovered legends!!!
Me. Used to use it keep track of UK political leaning, but it just became a toxic mess. Decided I didn’t need that in my life and came here.
February 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Me. Used to use it keep track of UK political leaning, but it just became a toxic mess. Decided I didn’t need that in my life and came here.
Like a raccoon on meth!
January 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Like a raccoon on meth!
Genuine curiosity, just someone who doesn’t think too hard about things but really likes Banks and the culture series, why the “cheat” comment? What am I missing?
January 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Genuine curiosity, just someone who doesn’t think too hard about things but really likes Banks and the culture series, why the “cheat” comment? What am I missing?
Rage Against The Machine?
…it was a printer.
They are evil.
Burn them with fire.
…it was a printer.
They are evil.
Burn them with fire.
January 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Rage Against The Machine?
…it was a printer.
They are evil.
Burn them with fire.
…it was a printer.
They are evil.
Burn them with fire.
I have a KitchenAid blender, which is louder than F1. When it stops, it emits a “bing bong” which is the exact precursor to “cabin crew, doors for arrival”.
I love it!
I love it!
January 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I have a KitchenAid blender, which is louder than F1. When it stops, it emits a “bing bong” which is the exact precursor to “cabin crew, doors for arrival”.
I love it!
I love it!
“This dishwasher was loaded by raccoon on meth,” he said under his breath, whilst inwardly swearing at his teenage children.
January 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“This dishwasher was loaded by raccoon on meth,” he said under his breath, whilst inwardly swearing at his teenage children.
Married at 23, still married at 50. Happier than ever.
This is a you problem.
This is a you problem.
January 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Married at 23, still married at 50. Happier than ever.
This is a you problem.
This is a you problem.
Heathen. Fire starter.
I bet you don’t even read the instructions on pot noodles.
It’s people like you that will send us over the edge you know…
I bet you don’t even read the instructions on pot noodles.
It’s people like you that will send us over the edge you know…
January 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Heathen. Fire starter.
I bet you don’t even read the instructions on pot noodles.
It’s people like you that will send us over the edge you know…
I bet you don’t even read the instructions on pot noodles.
It’s people like you that will send us over the edge you know…
Pie Jesu Domine
Donna eis requiem
*thwack
Donna eis requiem
*thwack
January 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Pie Jesu Domine
Donna eis requiem
*thwack
Donna eis requiem
*thwack
Saw an advert for a bed sheet the other day. Key Feature: easy iron.
WTF? Who on earth irons bed sheets !?!
WTF? Who on earth irons bed sheets !?!
January 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Saw an advert for a bed sheet the other day. Key Feature: easy iron.
WTF? Who on earth irons bed sheets !?!
WTF? Who on earth irons bed sheets !?!
Epic! Proper belly laughing.
Thank you 🤣
Thank you 🤣
January 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Epic! Proper belly laughing.
Thank you 🤣
Thank you 🤣
What, you mean Stephanie doesn’t actually like me? I’m cut to core man.
January 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What, you mean Stephanie doesn’t actually like me? I’m cut to core man.
Dang bro, chill, we love you big guy.
January 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Dang bro, chill, we love you big guy.