Barney
barneycoomber.bsky.social
Barney
@barneycoomber.bsky.social
Ordinary London bloke

Likes #axolotls, sensible people and social justice.

Woke liberal 🤣
Axolotls, and the Magnolia tree outside my house.
March 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
No.9 in London for Rubicon Mango soda here.

Proud.
February 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Nah. Pitch Perfect 2.

Das Sound Machine!

Undiscovered legends!!!
February 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Me. Used to use it keep track of UK political leaning, but it just became a toxic mess. Decided I didn’t need that in my life and came here.
February 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Like a raccoon on meth!
January 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
January 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Genuine curiosity, just someone who doesn’t think too hard about things but really likes Banks and the culture series, why the “cheat” comment? What am I missing?
January 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Rage Against The Machine?

…it was a printer.

They are evil.

Burn them with fire.
January 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I have a KitchenAid blender, which is louder than F1. When it stops, it emits a “bing bong” which is the exact precursor to “cabin crew, doors for arrival”.

I love it!
January 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
“This dishwasher was loaded by raccoon on meth,” he said under his breath, whilst inwardly swearing at his teenage children.
January 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Married at 23, still married at 50. Happier than ever.

This is a you problem.
January 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Heathen. Fire starter.

I bet you don’t even read the instructions on pot noodles.

It’s people like you that will send us over the edge you know…
January 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Pie Jesu Domine
Donna eis requiem

*thwack
January 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Saw an advert for a bed sheet the other day. Key Feature: easy iron.

WTF? Who on earth irons bed sheets !?!
January 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Epic! Proper belly laughing.

Thank you 🤣
January 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
What, you mean Stephanie doesn’t actually like me? I’m cut to core man.
January 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Dang bro, chill, we love you big guy.
January 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM