John Ross
@barnestormjohn.bsky.social
Things get weird, then things get weirder
Small blue dot on the Kans/Okla border
I'm old, I'm tired, you kids quit doing that on my lawn
Wait, is that pie?
Small blue dot on the Kans/Okla border
I'm old, I'm tired, you kids quit doing that on my lawn
Wait, is that pie?
Of COURSE he did, because FASCISM, and we saw this coming at least nine months ago.
Don't take the bait to violence, in those cities especially.
Don't take the bait to violence, in those cities especially.
September 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Of COURSE he did, because FASCISM, and we saw this coming at least nine months ago.
Don't take the bait to violence, in those cities especially.
Don't take the bait to violence, in those cities especially.
Just did, like yesterday.
This is Mycroft, the name he came with, works for me.
This is Mycroft, the name he came with, works for me.
September 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just did, like yesterday.
This is Mycroft, the name he came with, works for me.
This is Mycroft, the name he came with, works for me.
"Color is its own reward" Fingers Of Love, Crowded House
June 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"Color is its own reward" Fingers Of Love, Crowded House
Yikes all, shit could slow it's weirdness roll, at least somewhere below an exponential rate of increase, any old fuckin' time now, yes? Please?
March 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yikes all, shit could slow it's weirdness roll, at least somewhere below an exponential rate of increase, any old fuckin' time now, yes? Please?
"and Jai-zus wept..."
March 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
"and Jai-zus wept..."
Yes sir, and shit getting weird is accelerating at apparently exponential rates.
March 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Yes sir, and shit getting weird is accelerating at apparently exponential rates.
And they certainly don't mind "thinning the herd" of "unproductive drains on the economy"(the old, sick, disabled, marginally odd, etc.) as they go along.
No, they don't mind that a bit.
No, they don't mind that a bit.
March 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
And they certainly don't mind "thinning the herd" of "unproductive drains on the economy"(the old, sick, disabled, marginally odd, etc.) as they go along.
No, they don't mind that a bit.
No, they don't mind that a bit.
This is Pretty.
AKA "Miss Fang" in her younger, bird eating, days.
AKA "Miss Fang" in her younger, bird eating, days.
March 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is Pretty.
AKA "Miss Fang" in her younger, bird eating, days.
AKA "Miss Fang" in her younger, bird eating, days.
So, we have an entire administration comprised of the kind of people who habitually pick up snakes they think are sticks to beat sticks they think are snakes. Cool, cool.
February 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So, we have an entire administration comprised of the kind of people who habitually pick up snakes they think are sticks to beat sticks they think are snakes. Cool, cool.
I think that kind of innovation and vision is what we call Batshit Crazy out here irl.
Also,
Also,
February 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I think that kind of innovation and vision is what we call Batshit Crazy out here irl.
Also,
Also,
Vance: WORD, WORD WORD-WORD-WORD U - Owe US!
Every other country: DaFUk?!
Every other country: DaFUk?!
February 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Vance: WORD, WORD WORD-WORD-WORD U - Owe US!
Every other country: DaFUk?!
Every other country: DaFUk?!
Now see, that's just patriotic sounding AF, innit?
Just Absolute Bullshit, too.
Just Absolute Bullshit, too.
February 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Now see, that's just patriotic sounding AF, innit?
Just Absolute Bullshit, too.
Just Absolute Bullshit, too.
Oh, what good news.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
February 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Oh, what good news.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
I have no idea who Kemi Badenoch is,
but I remember seeing The Beatles on Ed Sullivan.
Favs: Come Together, followed by Day In The Life. Also, When I Saw Her Standing There, realizing ya outta leave those seventeen year olds alone.
I'm old
I'm tired
You kids quit doing that on my lawn
but I remember seeing The Beatles on Ed Sullivan.
Favs: Come Together, followed by Day In The Life. Also, When I Saw Her Standing There, realizing ya outta leave those seventeen year olds alone.
I'm old
I'm tired
You kids quit doing that on my lawn
January 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I have no idea who Kemi Badenoch is,
but I remember seeing The Beatles on Ed Sullivan.
Favs: Come Together, followed by Day In The Life. Also, When I Saw Her Standing There, realizing ya outta leave those seventeen year olds alone.
I'm old
I'm tired
You kids quit doing that on my lawn
but I remember seeing The Beatles on Ed Sullivan.
Favs: Come Together, followed by Day In The Life. Also, When I Saw Her Standing There, realizing ya outta leave those seventeen year olds alone.
I'm old
I'm tired
You kids quit doing that on my lawn
*Looks at Leon "Aw naw, baby"(said as only a profoundly disappointed grandmother can)
January 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
*Looks at Leon "Aw naw, baby"(said as only a profoundly disappointed grandmother can)
My brother actually and JUST made it home on this front tire, tread flying off at highway speed visible from my car behind him, before it gave one last anguished sigh and deflated.
He bought new tires and sold the old truck. 😀
He bought new tires and sold the old truck. 😀
January 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My brother actually and JUST made it home on this front tire, tread flying off at highway speed visible from my car behind him, before it gave one last anguished sigh and deflated.
He bought new tires and sold the old truck. 😀
He bought new tires and sold the old truck. 😀
Christmas Eve w/ Mom, brothers, & SIL postponed till the 28th and that works just fine for me.
More prep time for wrapping, cooking dinner, etc.
Strict adherence to holiday tradition is not a thing we're bound by, here.
We're old
We're tired
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidaze, etc
👽🐝🐙🐢🖖
More prep time for wrapping, cooking dinner, etc.
Strict adherence to holiday tradition is not a thing we're bound by, here.
We're old
We're tired
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidaze, etc
👽🐝🐙🐢🖖
December 24, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Christmas Eve w/ Mom, brothers, & SIL postponed till the 28th and that works just fine for me.
More prep time for wrapping, cooking dinner, etc.
Strict adherence to holiday tradition is not a thing we're bound by, here.
We're old
We're tired
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidaze, etc
👽🐝🐙🐢🖖
More prep time for wrapping, cooking dinner, etc.
Strict adherence to holiday tradition is not a thing we're bound by, here.
We're old
We're tired
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidaze, etc
👽🐝🐙🐢🖖
So, CNN wants to be in his corner, a Fox 2.0, while he's trying so hard to impress dad Vlad?
Yikes and Wowzers. Bad weird shit.
I'm over here in Kansas like "WTAF is WRONG wi'chu boys?!"
December 24, 2024 at 6:16 PM
So, CNN wants to be in his corner, a Fox 2.0, while he's trying so hard to impress dad Vlad?
Yikes and Wowzers. Bad weird shit.
I'm over here in Kansas like "WTAF is WRONG wi'chu boys?!"
Yes, we know.
Is it perhaps your first time doing psychedelics?
Is it perhaps your first time doing psychedelics?
December 22, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Yes, we know.
Is it perhaps your first time doing psychedelics?
Is it perhaps your first time doing psychedelics?
Well, of COURSE he did.
As with Healthcare his 1st time, now at "concepts", and as with Grocery Prices (Like, anybody actually thought he could?!).
As with Healthcare his 1st time, now at "concepts", and as with Grocery Prices (Like, anybody actually thought he could?!).
December 18, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Well, of COURSE he did.
As with Healthcare his 1st time, now at "concepts", and as with Grocery Prices (Like, anybody actually thought he could?!).
As with Healthcare his 1st time, now at "concepts", and as with Grocery Prices (Like, anybody actually thought he could?!).