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@barkeaterr.bsky.social
czechoslovakian nationalist
in light of my recent ego death have pics of my flower garden(s) post bloom .)
July 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
the last cigarette in a pack of spirit skies tastes like i want to drive the wrong way on the interstate until i die instantly from a head on collision
June 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
bass guitar and suicidal ideation
June 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
the hottest person in history is currently in pdx sleeping in a kennel
May 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
smoking the shit that made Saoirse dream
May 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
reno is just western europe for those with eyes to see
April 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
when dante alighieri wrote inferno he managed to forget the tenth circle of hell: Reno, Nevada
March 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
hey can i get a labubu latte with two shots of la bu la bu
March 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
sorry i got distracted by the constant flow of incomprehensible forbidden knowledge passing through my cerebral cortex that will inevitably drive me mad haha yeah it happens sometimes it’s okay
February 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
when i’m on my deathbed and i am having flashbacks to 2020-2021 i think i will restore myself to perfect health just to kill myself out of shame
February 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
dying my hair pink again… yup, they’re throwing bricks at me, they’re gonna throw bricks at me tomorrow if you guys wanna come, oh and i heard they’re putting the curse of flames on me too so that’s cool i guess
February 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
people with allergies are so weak the only thing that’s allowed to collapse my airways is my boyfriend
February 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Reposted by scout
"tariffs are causing prices of basic goods to skyrocket" Wrong. actually me and my transgender friends have just been taking turns pulling the egg prices lever :))
February 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
i can’t believe they exiled irish grimace from mcdonaldland for 40 years for making comments supporting the IRA
February 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i am dedicating this account to me being openly and violently in love with my boyfriend
February 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i live inside your phone and when u like my tweets i get a little treat
February 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i didn’t read the lease i just signed, i just ctrl-s’d the doc and searched for the word pet, saw they allow shrimp, and signed
February 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM