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F-Zero X AND Donkey Kong Jr. Math
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Wii Shop Wednesday is a state of mind.
The Great Deliverer has returned.
October 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Got the plat. Game’s a messy masterpiece. Despite how obnoxious Kojima’s starfucking can be, it’s ultimately worth it for how he deploys Mads in this game. Emotional catharsis so good it got me a little teary-eyed at the end.
September 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
lol. lmao even.
August 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
😈😈😈😈
August 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The Great Chiralium Highways project claimed my first truck as I was crossing a river.

I never dismantled it.

On my way to build other roads, I’ll often stop to remember its sacrifice… before driving off in the newer chiralium gold model I bought when the insurance check cleared.

God is good.
July 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Me and BB at the tallest waterfall in the world.
July 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Bad Weatherman: Sam, we’ve added a weather radar to your kit to help you avoid the timefall.

Sam: Great, how do I use it?

Weatherman:
July 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
me every time i try to watch the buu saga
June 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Hail from last night’s tornado. That shit was terrifying. They should make a movie about this!
March 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Have this one literally right next to me
January 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by Hitman Freelancer mode.
January 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
This cruel winter has claimed all my tires
January 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Man on carnivore diet says he’s “never felt better”
January 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Hitman is so good
December 31, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Just found out what a honey pack is. You mean to tell me the Zoomers have been bragging about taking gas station boner pills?
November 27, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Repaired a litter robot today
November 16, 2024 at 9:29 PM
she’s just chillin’ in cedar rapids
March 29, 2024 at 3:24 PM
tell me you’ve been listening to @aftermath.site’s 52 pickup podcast without telling me you’ve been listening to 52 pickup
March 27, 2024 at 1:39 AM
my tortie turned into a drumstick

see a tort, share a tort
March 22, 2024 at 8:19 PM
thinking about where yellowjackets s2 landed on the travis of it all
March 12, 2024 at 3:54 AM
not every feeling a person has is ‘valid’ and big part of having a successful long term relationship/marriage is in understanding this!
March 11, 2024 at 8:48 PM
every time they cut to Krasinski at the oscars
March 11, 2024 at 1:38 AM
they’re gonna win and they know it
March 11, 2024 at 12:03 AM
…until someone invents a Madder March.
March 5, 2024 at 8:20 PM
The beautiful, bittersweet thing about The Americans series finale is once it’s over, you have the rest of your life to think about it.
March 4, 2024 at 5:56 PM