Gonna buy some mulch so we can ditch the shoes while we tend the onions

Holy shit are you serious! I need more dirt for my potato farm

I can’t stay awake for season two. It’s just so boring

I hecking love crazy taxi

Why are any of us ALI?

Grandpa was a mail carrier. When he died, those boys in blue showed up and led the procession in their usps trucks. At the wake, the union brought food and flowers.
Nothing but respect.

Shoot the sherif, but the deputy? He cool.

Wayne Brady?

Now make them pogs

The super moon was last night. No werepig tonight. Sorry Rufus

Just quit, coward

My chain invitees grows.