Bar Epiphany
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Stuff that I think about while drinking or bartending…
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Bar Epiphany
@barepiphany.bsky.social
· Nov 29
Bar Epiphany #187:
Q: What is the only appropriate greeting for a 1,000-foot octopus creature who has suddenly shown up to destroy all of humanity?
A: Sup Cthulhu??? What’s Kraken???
#cthulhu #kraken #pleasemakeitquick
Q: What is the only appropriate greeting for a 1,000-foot octopus creature who has suddenly shown up to destroy all of humanity?
A: Sup Cthulhu??? What’s Kraken???
#cthulhu #kraken #pleasemakeitquick
Bar Epiphany #191:
Being a UFL fan be like…
“Oh yeah! I love the…Birmingham…Battle…Birds?…” ??
Also, football in the middle of the summer? That’s just not right… 😞
#sportsball #questionmark #ufl
Being a UFL fan be like…
“Oh yeah! I love the…Birmingham…Battle…Birds?…” ??
Also, football in the middle of the summer? That’s just not right… 😞
#sportsball #questionmark #ufl
April 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Bar Epiphany #191:
Being a UFL fan be like…
“Oh yeah! I love the…Birmingham…Battle…Birds?…” ??
Also, football in the middle of the summer? That’s just not right… 😞
#sportsball #questionmark #ufl
Being a UFL fan be like…
“Oh yeah! I love the…Birmingham…Battle…Birds?…” ??
Also, football in the middle of the summer? That’s just not right… 😞
#sportsball #questionmark #ufl
Bar Epiphany #187:
Q: What is the only appropriate greeting for a 1,000-foot octopus creature who has suddenly shown up to destroy all of humanity?
A: Sup Cthulhu??? What’s Kraken???
#cthulhu #kraken #pleasemakeitquick
Q: What is the only appropriate greeting for a 1,000-foot octopus creature who has suddenly shown up to destroy all of humanity?
A: Sup Cthulhu??? What’s Kraken???
#cthulhu #kraken #pleasemakeitquick
November 29, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Bar Epiphany #187:
Q: What is the only appropriate greeting for a 1,000-foot octopus creature who has suddenly shown up to destroy all of humanity?
A: Sup Cthulhu??? What’s Kraken???
#cthulhu #kraken #pleasemakeitquick
Q: What is the only appropriate greeting for a 1,000-foot octopus creature who has suddenly shown up to destroy all of humanity?
A: Sup Cthulhu??? What’s Kraken???
#cthulhu #kraken #pleasemakeitquick