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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ riley taylor ♥
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wife to @softsoftserve.fun /mom/cars/cats
27 | mdni
🏳️‍⚧️ just doing my best 💕
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@softsoftserve.fun seriously blew it out of the park with this bunny design of me 🥺😭 I love her so much

#artsky
got free $1000 ultra 7 powered Lenovo for work now

i like jobs where I can be a little gremlin in the trash 😁
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
last I heard they got eloped in Niagara Falls
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
sure do like having burn barrels to get rid of the cardboard from multiple projects and litany of sticks that litter our yard, sure don’t like burning my arm hair and eyelashes in the process
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
how it’s been lately
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
the only bush and chick pee I want is from my wife while I play with her garbanzos
October 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
des moines is safe sorry for the scare to the like 1 iowan that follows me
52 minutes I’m about to destroy des moines Iowa first
25 minutes I need to be put into an enclosure before I escape and wreak havoc on the nearest major metropolitan area akin to Godzilla
October 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
52 minutes I’m about to destroy des moines Iowa first
25 minutes I need to be put into an enclosure before I escape and wreak havoc on the nearest major metropolitan area akin to Godzilla
screaming internally bc my paycheck that always gets deposited at 9pm on Thursday’s is 15 min late
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
25 minutes I need to be put into an enclosure before I escape and wreak havoc on the nearest major metropolitan area akin to Godzilla
screaming internally bc my paycheck that always gets deposited at 9pm on Thursday’s is 15 min late
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
blew this shit up btw
October 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
screaming internally bc my paycheck that always gets deposited at 9pm on Thursday’s is 15 min late
October 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
a creature of habit one could say 🧚‍♀️
October 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
wife a bake a me a cake a for a me a birthday a
October 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“Oh why haven’t I been paid” checks direct deposit form and realizes the account number is wrong

Oh im just fucking STUPID STUPID
September 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
work not paying me til Friday has me like this

I jus wanna get lunch
a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open and eyes closed .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open and eyes closed .
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September 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
got a new job maybe the world doesn’t feel so collapsing now idk im just trying to stay alive
September 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
who’s out there giving these IRL NPC streamers money

like fr you’re choosing to give great value anakin $5 instead of buying a SINGLE Crunchwrap (blasphemy)
September 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
How is that comfortable
September 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
not the dumb bitch who reported the LEGAL S. Koreans here working for Hyundai saying that the workers were “excited for the big Walmart”😭honey they got convenience stores that make American ones look like they’re stuck in the 50s. They’re not excited for fucking Walmart be fr rn
September 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
sent in all my paperwork by Wednesday still haven’t heard anything about this job eek
a girl with white hair making a funny face
ALT: a girl with white hair making a funny face
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September 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hopefully start my new job next week and I’ll actually have something I can stay with because it’s something I like doing
September 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
dumb bitch definitely drank the dumb bitch juice tonight who tf you are defending a weirdo that’s WEIRDO BEHAVIOR GIRLIE
MMMHMMM
September 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
need the hang in there baby! halter top from sex and the city
September 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
love u bugs 💕
September 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
some people give you weird feelings you can’t place til they’re outed for being a weirdo

like cmon you were cool but now I can a) understand why you had so many weird randoms you’d be tagging and b) why you’d give me the ick when I read those posts
September 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM