Bar do Zé 💃🏻
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Bar do Zé 💃🏻
@bardoze.bsky.social
sei não
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O Kaio é nerd🤓
September 30, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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tô precisando de vitamina P
pix, praia e paz
a river flowing through a lush green forest with rocks in the water
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September 30, 2024 at 4:36 PM
o kaio é nerdola 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
September 30, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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Lembrei do meu canal no YouTube onde eu dava meta de 1 like e eu dava o like
a close up of a cat 's face with tears running down its face .
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September 27, 2024 at 10:42 AM
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escolhe voce”, “voce que sabe”, “tanto faz”, “sla, decide”
a black and white photo of a pigeon standing on a gravel ground .
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September 27, 2024 at 10:48 AM
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Queria tá assim agora, é pedir muito?
a close up of two cats one orange and one black looking at each other
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September 27, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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o mundo quando todo mundo esquecer o twitter de uma vez
a waterfall is surrounded by trees and rocks with the sun shining through the trees
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September 27, 2024 at 12:07 PM
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queria reclamar menos mas o mundo é tão reclamável
two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera
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September 29, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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Pegar nojo de alguém é pior do que ódio
two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera
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September 29, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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Enche o cu de expectativas e depois fica triste 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
a black and white photo of a pigeon standing on a gravel ground .
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September 28, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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Ja sinto o alarme tocando segunda-feira
a black and white photo of a pigeon standing on a gravel ground .
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September 15, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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eu odeio me depilar, queria ter calvice na buceta
a pigeon is perched on a ledge next to a gif-finder.com watermark
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September 15, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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"ah mas vc é jovem, tem muito o que viver no mundo"

O mundo:
a computer generated image of the earth exploding in a nuclear explosion .
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September 15, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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o mundo se eu tivesse alguém para pagar meu carrinho SHEIN
a waterfall in the middle of a forest with trees in the background
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September 15, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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a vida quando eu vou dormir sem a preocupação de acordar cedo no outro dia:
a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background
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September 10, 2024 at 10:57 AM
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Jumpscare: Beatles
September 10, 2024 at 4:57 PM
“eu sou o djabo 👹”
meu filho bolt, so tem 2 meses ❤️❤️
September 7, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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meu filho bolt, so tem 2 meses ❤️❤️
September 5, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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September 6, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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deveria ser crime feriado cair em final de semana pqp inferno cacete cu bosta merda
September 7, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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cuidado com a pica mano fimose ja é garantida mano cuidado onde vc pisa mano pode se uma vagina mano
September 5, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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quando o diabo não te alcança ele te manda essas aulas em uma quinta feira
September 5, 2024 at 1:39 PM
tomara que aquele trombone do krl caia no chão e quebre tudo demônio arrombado da porra fia duma puta
September 4, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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VAI TOMAR NO CU THREADS
September 3, 2024 at 6:53 PM