❄️Professor Winter❄️
banner
bardofwinter.bsky.social
❄️Professor Winter❄️
@bardofwinter.bsky.social
Nerd. Genderqueer. Heathen antics VA. Problematic fave. 45. They/Them. No minors.

PFP by the incredible @pipp0art.bsky.social
Banner by my darling @aimeexo.bsky.social

Me: http://linktr.ee/bardofwinter
My ko-fi: http://ko-fi.com/bardofwinter
Pinned
❄️I'm Winter! (or Professor)
❄️Level 45
❄️Bard, Flirt, Poet, Menace
❄Nonbinary (They/them)
❄️Polyam, partnered, bi disaster
❄️NSFW VA
❄️Soft Dom, hard kinks, warm vibes
❄Malfunctioning brain
❄Beautiful Lunatics member 🌻
❄Fucking nerd
❄Midwest Coyote Cryptid
❄️DMs open

No age in bio or pinned? Blocked
Introduce yourself with for concerts you've seen

Flogging Molly
Voltaire
VNV Nation
Barenaked Ladies
introduce yourself with 4 concerts youve seen

Evanescence
Snarky Puppy
The Cat Empire
The Longest Johns
Introduce yourself with 4 concerts you've seen.

George Benson
Meatloaf
Elton John
Andre Rieu
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Family memories when you have trauma is always so much fun, because it's like, who remembers that right? Probably not me!

Anyway, happy holiday to you if you celebrate, and happy Thursday if you don't.
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ah, yes, the true trial of the holidays.

Sharing kitchen space with other people. 🤬
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My brain will forget the thing I went to the grocery store for, but it will bring up songs I learned my senior year of high school for choir, which was 27 years ago. Why do you work this way, brain?
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Just the occasional reminder, random gifts confuse me and probably give you extra seratonin or something like that. https://throne.com/bardofwinter/wishlist
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Reposted by ❄️Professor Winter❄️
Same with shorter women.
Friendly reminder: bigger women can be described with more than 'cute.'
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The thing about me is that if someone I love is holding a grudge against someone, that's my grudge now, too. I don't need to know what it's about. I just know that person is now getting the skeptical look from now on. Anything else is just unnecessary detail.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Spending time with family is a great way to learn where you get some of your more annoying habits.

Or learn what some of your more annoying habits are.
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This is true.
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Here you go, heathens.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Wherever I want to go. Or whenever.
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Reposted by ❄️Professor Winter❄️
PLEASE keep this in mind!!
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Gif that comes up when you search your name...
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Reposted by ❄️Professor Winter❄️
be helpful if i linked my kofi XD

ko-fi.com/Jahaliel
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Reposted by ❄️Professor Winter❄️
I'm edging towards 100 followers, and to say thank you, I'm going to draw six characters in my style playing with some tentacles 🐙

🔞 18+ only!
💓♻️ Like & Repost this post!
🫂 Follow me
💬 Comment a fictional character or some refs of your OC!

I'll pick six to sketch once I hit 100 ✨️
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I had to, right?
November 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This user has a breeding kink.
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Reposted by ❄️Professor Winter❄️
That would be amazing - thank you so much for your support Kitty! 🫶🏾🧚🏽‍♀️🫶🏾
We're at 14%, can we get her to 25% today?

If just 9 people gave just $15 each...

ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Reposted by ❄️Professor Winter❄️
Gambit never folds!

CW: Tentacles and a big, needy staff-wielding man.
(Good fuck I love him so much)

#nsfw #nsfwart #r34 #marvelrivals
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I've got a couple of bards who would fit in with this particular sort of scene.

Well, a bard/ranger (illusion specialist) and bard/warlock (dedicated to serving a succubus...)
Thinking about courtesan troubadours who travel from town to town, gathering an audience by carrying out sex acts that are physically impossible for anyone else.
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just the occasional reminder, random gifts confuse me and probably give you extra seratonin or something like that. https://throne.com/bardofwinter/wishlist
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My brain is struggling to focus on anything, and it is driving me crazy. Like, even books are a struggle at this point. Stupid fucking brain. How do you fix this?
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Reposted by ❄️Professor Winter❄️
Noodle is always looking out for others, go ahead and spoil them!!
if you wanna spoil a noodle, you can do so here :)
most items are crowdfunded, no pressure 💚
throne.com/noodlescripts
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The world may be a mess, but listening to my (very Catholic) parents do their best to correctly gender their trans grandkids is pretty nice.
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM