Bard
@bardofkeys.bsky.social
I offer little to the world other than the occasional doddle.
Tree frog from in one arm, That weird red mushroom that smells like copper in the other.
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Tree frog from in one arm, That weird red mushroom that smells like copper in the other.
My take away from the movie was one of my friends who has 3 huskies watching it for the first time where he saw the dogthing just staring there blankly into space.
"They don't do that. What the fuck is that thing?"
"They don't do that. What the fuck is that thing?"
September 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My take away from the movie was one of my friends who has 3 huskies watching it for the first time where he saw the dogthing just staring there blankly into space.
"They don't do that. What the fuck is that thing?"
"They don't do that. What the fuck is that thing?"
Smash hit indies lurking like Margit overheads.
September 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Smash hit indies lurking like Margit overheads.
OK. REAL TALK. It entirely depends on the shape of the seat and the hight of the water level. If splash back is a foregone conclusions? Hold. If not. Safe.
September 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
OK. REAL TALK. It entirely depends on the shape of the seat and the hight of the water level. If splash back is a foregone conclusions? Hold. If not. Safe.
If we're lucky we might just get one of them since Thresh and Nautilus are sort if the inverse of with their hooks since they are mainly dive tools.
September 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If we're lucky we might just get one of them since Thresh and Nautilus are sort if the inverse of with their hooks since they are mainly dive tools.
Life's tricky like that and its at times maliciously unfair. Only advice I know to give people is that you could see something cool tomorrow. Or maybe make someone, Or have someone make you smile. The small things help a bit.
August 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Life's tricky like that and its at times maliciously unfair. Only advice I know to give people is that you could see something cool tomorrow. Or maybe make someone, Or have someone make you smile. The small things help a bit.
I can't stop smiling when I see these. They're so good.
August 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I can't stop smiling when I see these. They're so good.
I feel like the worst version of this is also when games have something like pick ups or a big ol treasure chest right within view during the cutscene itself.
July 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I feel like the worst version of this is also when games have something like pick ups or a big ol treasure chest right within view during the cutscene itself.
Sharing is the easy part. Getting people to care beyond just "I'm tired and wanna just zone out to some youtube videos" is a hurdle that blocks out the sun like a monolith left behind by some cruel unknown god not known to the human race.
July 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sharing is the easy part. Getting people to care beyond just "I'm tired and wanna just zone out to some youtube videos" is a hurdle that blocks out the sun like a monolith left behind by some cruel unknown god not known to the human race.
The idea of of any sort of precious metal clothes always has me feeling like this is how things go down 90% of the time
a person is wearing a watch on their wrist
ALT: a person is wearing a watch on their wrist
media.tenor.com
May 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The idea of of any sort of precious metal clothes always has me feeling like this is how things go down 90% of the time
I still remember the time a guy tried to bring me and my brothers into an argument with my mom as a uninvolved third party to it all.
I had no idea she could lift a guy like that by his shirt like that let alone scare someone that bad by just pure angered mom strength before.
I had no idea she could lift a guy like that by his shirt like that let alone scare someone that bad by just pure angered mom strength before.
April 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I still remember the time a guy tried to bring me and my brothers into an argument with my mom as a uninvolved third party to it all.
I had no idea she could lift a guy like that by his shirt like that let alone scare someone that bad by just pure angered mom strength before.
I had no idea she could lift a guy like that by his shirt like that let alone scare someone that bad by just pure angered mom strength before.
Man working at walmart was a time.
November 21, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Man working at walmart was a time.
Mandaloregaming might have the best of these yet and with what might be one if the wildest third act twists I have ever heard. It goes beyond the game itself into some WILD places and is later confirmed in a different podcast that said person has since been arrested as well.
October 31, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Mandaloregaming might have the best of these yet and with what might be one if the wildest third act twists I have ever heard. It goes beyond the game itself into some WILD places and is later confirmed in a different podcast that said person has since been arrested as well.