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bardinbrief.bsky.social
Jim is still celebrating Christmas
@bardinbrief.bsky.social
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I cosplayed as Ryoga once and I've been playing Christmas music on repeat since Halloween. AniTwit/buttposting refugee. He/him. Occasionally NSFW. 🔞
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
Worf neck deep in mud
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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headlines you needed least
Tragic Details About Allstate's Mayhem Guy
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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That bit in Andor where Luthen practices smiles in front of a mirror but it's me before going to work pretending I give a shit about company training while my son is in the hospital
Luthen Rael checking his wig and practicing smiles in the mirror
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Business card for Tobias Fünke, M.D.: ANALRAPIST
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Looking at a cat litter box enclosure listing and wow huge slam on big orange cats out of nowhere
In the midst of standard marketing copy, litterbox enclosure features list goes out of its way to fat shame orange cats: "• Even for Fat Orange Cat: Internal dimensions of the small divider: 9.4" L x 16.7" W, internal dimensions of the large divider : 19"' L x 16.7" W. With super large interior space, even for a big fat cat, the cat litter box furniture is big enough. Removing the divider, you can DIY an even larger space"
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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New favorite Muppet discovered, this weird little guy rules
Gonger from Sesame Street, runs a food truck, routinely mispronounces ingredients like "blue ma berries" and has an impossibly annoying/endearing voice
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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American Catholics getting big mad over the church very occasionally prioritizing human dignity and compassion over justifying hatred will never stop being funny to me
Headline: Catholic bishops condemn 'indiscriminate mass deportation' in rare statement The U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops' vote and new national campaign to support migrants are the group's first responses to the Trump administration's crackdown. Updated November 13, 2025 Enraged right wing Facebook post about story: I held on even after the Church faceplanted with the sex abuse scandal and protected criminals like Cardinal Law. Where is the statement on the ongoing mass murder known as abortion? Where is the statement on the vulgarized culture? Where is the statement on the move to convert perversion and mental illness into "celebrated categories"? I think l'm done. Crap like this has me throwing in the towel. To add to it, yesterday my alma mater Holy Cross (Dan McLaughlin) disinvited Homeland Security to a job recruiting event. The school is infested with Woke wackos. I can't take it anymore. I want no part of this organization anymore.
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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FRIDAY NIGHT
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Describe your cat's personality with one photo
Pangur being a little fat princess
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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This headline counts as one final war crime
National Review article titled "Dick Cheney: Peacekeeper," subheading "he was right and righteous," because we're in hell
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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When the Adderall starts wearing off
Frame from 2001 of HAL 9000 telling Dave "I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it."
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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My cat when I don't empty the litterbox for too long
Meme of scowling woman saying "I am going to create an apartment that is so covered in piss"
October 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Need a version of this guy in an inflatable costume
Guy from the "sickos" meme looking through window saying "yes ha ha yes"
October 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Escaflowne is definitely up there.
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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What is this Spirit Airlines sicko shit? Hotels nickel and dime you on WiFi now? We needed tiered WiFi?!
Hilton Garden Inn, having made me sign up for a rewards program to even view their WiFi, tells me I can have shitty WiFi for free or useful WiFi for five bucks a night
October 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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If this were a pop-up ad I would click it
Chun-Li in Street Fighter 2: The Movie taking a shower, mid back view Chun-Li in Street Fighter 2: The Movie taking a shower, look at those bazooms Chun-Li in Street Fighter 2: The Movie taking a shower, what a lovingly animated 90s ass
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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We're basically at "Ellis for President 2028" at this point
Harry Ellis from Die Hard being a sleazy, smug piece of shit
October 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Star Trek SNW: we've got these spooky extra dimensional aliens
Me: I'm on board
SNW: they read minds and puppeteer dead bodies
Me: loving it
SNW: they're called the Vezda
Me: oh they're led by a little girl?
SNW: what? No
Me: Be mine!
Aragaenai yokubou ni kiss and cry
SNW: fucking weeaboos
Cast image from world conquest zvezda plot
October 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Holy shit, it actually happened, Dirty Pair is here
The Dirty Pair BD set I never thought would actually arrive
September 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Anyone who says a phrase like this has never paid any attention to or cared about the mothers of his children. Tough it out? Oh my god fuck you, you insulated lazy asshole
Dumbass president: "They are strongly recommending that women limit Tylenol use during pregnancy unless medically necessary," such as to treat fever, "if you can't tough it out," Trump said.
September 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Look at this horseshit. Furries!
The Aberrant Killed the Normal There is an alternative to the dizzying confusion we've created for ourselves about identity: the message of traditional morality that Charlie Kirk delivered. T He culture war wasn't just a metaphor at Utah Valley University last week. We need to learn more about Tyler Robinson, the alleged assassin of Charlie Kirk, but based on what we know so far, he represents the polar opposite of Kirk in every important respect. The young man with the transgender boyfriend shot the young man with the wife and two kids. The guy with a reported interest in "furries" killed the guy with an interest in spreading the Gospel. The believer in gender fluidity murdered the believer in traditional gender roles. In cultural terms, it was aberrant versus normal. a representative of all that is In cultural terms, it was aberrant versus normal, a representative of all that is fashionable and bizarre, on the one hand, and a spokesman for the tried and true, on the other. Elite culture has, for decades, worked to flip the script on these values. It has defined conventional views on gender and family as out of the mainstream and radical new notions of human sexuality as beyond dispute. So, Kirk was considered outrageous for saying that men and women should have relationships built around marriage and child-rearing. As for Robinson, he may be a murderer, but at least we can assume that he doesn't believe in the gender binary. It's funny how the purported hater showed up at Utah Valley only with a microphone and a willingness to engage, while the supporter of new and advanced views showed up with a rifle and an escape plan. Robinson appears to have carried out the first major political assassination in U.S. history that requires a knowledge of furry culture to totally understand. The spent casing from the bullet that killed Kirk was engraved with a cryptic message referring to a sexually fraught internet meme about people who wear animal costumes. When a four-year-old child pretends to be a mouse or some other animal, it's cute; when an adult does it - unless he's a mascot for a sports team - it's disturbing, especially when a sexual fetish is involved.
September 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Whenever my son tells me to stop singing so I can sing whatever nonsense he's making up in his head
Jesse (my toddler) and Walt sit at a table eating breakfast. Jesse: No, no, don't sing that. Walt: what? Jesse: sing "SING BAH DA DA DA NEE NA NO KA KA JEE JAH" Jesse: "MUM MMMBABABABA HEE HOO GA KA LAMANANANA" Walt: JJ, what the fuck are you talking about?
September 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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True
Some anime dude in a dress and stockings with panties showing I dunno first usable result in Gelbooru
September 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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(I have not played Uma Musume or Genshin Impact. I have, however, seen the porn it inspires, and it is terrific.)
Venti, pretty boy mage or whatever from mega hit game Genshin Impact, showing off basically everything except crotch and nips Some horse girl from Uma Musume giving the viewer a naughty look and sliding down her skirt
September 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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This one too
August 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM