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Bardic_Baldy
@bardic-baldy.bsky.social
@mohrtal_wombat on Twitter
He/him
I’m occasionally a variety streamer, and a constant smart ass with a wonderful sense of humor (if you don’t believe me, don’t ask my friends. They probably don’t agree).
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So, I’ve abandoned the flaming garbage boat that is X. Let’s find mutual here!

Alt Rock (Bilmuri, Funeral Portrait, Archers being upcoming concerts)

Switch gamer (Zelda, Metroidvania)

Cat Dad (Kezi, Baby, Bud, and Kitten)

Puns

Ciders

Comics

Anime (so many)

Anyway, that’s only an intro!
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I should probably promo myself for the holidays here lol.

I’ve got 3/5 commission slots available still! First come first serve.

Lemme know if ya want anything 🎉 #commissions #commissionsopen
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This just in… finished the game… I think she forgot I’m a golden retriever!
September 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
So, @monstergirlpiper.bsky.social is excited because I’m gonna play Doki Doki for the first time ever. I’m gonna record it, I think, and maybe post it to YouTube. Something folks would be interested in watching?
September 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
And I love them. And she lets me die over and over again while I play and she tells me about her Skyrim family she’s building.
September 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
4 days in a row? But honestly, I'll probably be off stream for most of the rest of the game, intermittently playing where I can. Come hang out at twitch.tv/mohrtal_wombat
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
September 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A DAY TIME STREAM!? Honestly, I haven't hit the point of playing Silksong off stream yet, so here I am again. Come hang out at twitch.tv/mohrtal_wombat
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
September 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
TWO DAYS IN A ROW!? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!? Come hang out at twitch.tv/mohrtal_wombat
Mohrtal_Wombat - Twitch
Mohr Silksong! Come hang out!
twitch.tv
September 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Well, that was a blast. There will be more Silksong streaming in the future!
September 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Looking to take on some #commissions rn 🤪🙏 if you’re interested please leave a comment saying so or dm me❤️

Ya girl is feeling extra poor rn between student loans & only working part time for now. 😭 I hate sounding desperate but I’m really depressed about it so any reposts are super appreciated🩷🩷🩷
September 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’ve decided that the song of the silk is too alluring. I will be streaming it tonight at 8EST! Tune in at twitch.tv/mohrtal_wombat
September 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Update on Bud: He keeps losing weight, but he still has his personality… maybe even a little bit more. My food is now his food again. He will crawl under the covers, ideally between me and @monstergirlpiper.bsky.social (his ideal, not mine). But he’s still fighting.
August 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
So I found out today that this little guy is having kidney failure. My little Bud is 12, and I’m not ready for him to go. I’m gonna get all the cuddles and love I can before he’s gone.
June 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I have forgotten I have Bluesky! But I just remembered! And I’m alive!
June 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’m alive! Drinking cider! In the sun!
May 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Going Live with @monstergirlpiper.bsky.social for an April Fools day stream. There will be debauchery. Probably games. Who knows!? Come visit at twitch.tv/mohrtal_wombat!
Mohrtal_Wombat - Twitch
I'm here to get to know you. Let's play games, laugh together, and just have a good time. I love your face, and I look forward to our memories we make.
twitch.tv
April 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Split Fiction was delightful last night. @monstergirlpiper.bsky.social was kind enough to bring her gremlin energy, and the community was wonderful. Much love, folks.
March 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Mohrtal_Wombat - Twitch
It's gonna be a game of Split Fiction with the LOVELY Monstergirlpiper.
twitch.tv
March 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Intrusive thoughts can be dangerous. Yes, the sharps container hole is arm sized. That doesn’t mean you should shove your arm in there. (Don’t worry, I try not to listen to my thoughts)
March 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I think I’ve offended a god of time. Every day drags. The seconds tick by ever slowly. What do you even sacrifice to a time god?
March 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Two core memories unlocked today:
1) “I can’t wait… I can’t wait… I can’t wait to download the dinosaurs!” commercial.
2) Mitch Hedberg.

I’m continuously quoting both. I’m so sorry.
February 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The bookstore is dangerous… I see all these books without a home and want to adopt them…
February 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Hey chat. My gf referred to someone in the following way: “he looks like you, but uglier.” How heartbroken should I feel? #ugly #hideous #monstrosity
February 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
How is there not a line of “Vote Doom” or “I’d vote for Doom” shirts/apparel?
January 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I just said “it’s not like I have any ducks in this race.” Who races ducks? And why did it transition to “any ducks at this rave.” I want to go to a duck rave now.
January 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My brain is exploding. Anyone have suggestions on where to have it removed?
January 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM