James Barclay
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James Barclay
@barculator.bsky.social
Author, actor, gamer. Lover of dogs, sport and scuba diving. Avid follower of Ipswich Town FC.

'One of the Godfathers of modern British fantasy.'
I'm sure it's entirely innocent. Perhaps he was just trying to see why he was a bit constipated or something.
October 13, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Happy Birthday, you lovely man. Hugs and everything. Jx
October 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I'm not sure...
July 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Did I? Well that's lovely. Who was kind enough to do that?
June 23, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Deployable anytime I buckle and give either of my children chocolate.
April 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Good morning friends!

I originally typed ‘food’ instead if ‘good’ and actually that’s a plan I can get behind.
April 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
My right one gets blocked sometimes when I do too much diving. I use a device called an Otovent. Basically it’s blowing up a balloon through one nostril to help expand the E. Tube. Works for me anyway.
March 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
There's always a positive to be found.
March 21, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Good gracious you're right... one of my few fond memories of lock down is exactly this.
March 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Morning! Was wandering around the garden, picking up dog crap, wondering if the dogs had friends round for a poo party last night, and it occurred to me that I really didn't do enough spring prep during the winter. There is a lot to do. Perhaps I'll give the dogs a trowel each. Oh, and poo bags.
March 21, 2025 at 10:22 AM
100% correct. The frustration grows daily.
March 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Good morning. Apart from the world being one huge bin fire, everything else is okay.
March 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Good morning! Beautiful day… dog walk incoming. PT at 10. Vague agonised groaning from 11 onwards.
March 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Thank you, mate! It was lovely… I’ve almost recovered. Almost.
March 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM