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Allyssa
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I hope the Wave front office sees this
January 24, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Incredible for Fernando Mendoza to so seamlessly transition from ‘Once Upon a Time’ child actor to star college QB
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Celebrating Wil Myers return to the Padres org
January 15, 2026 at 7:26 AM
The most important sentence I’ve learned
January 8, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Elected Democrat: [does the moral thing]

Elected Democrat text right after:
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Drinking train wine while listening to the new Florence and ROSALÍA albums as the lord intended
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I found out there’s a Tommy Bahama hotel near Palm Desert
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The person who bought a single seat hates to see my crew and me pull up for the new Benoit Blanc mystery
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This Duolingo character sure is smug about losing her house
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Honestly the fourth result should be a lot higher because it’s what I was going for
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Reminders gets it
October 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Back to ignoring it
October 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
At least one delivery robot has made it to the valley! I like to imagine Randy making the journey through the hills.
September 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Timeline cleanse
September 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
🥹
September 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Abso-fucking-lutely not. The gall of these fuckers
July 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Christopher Nolan has me out here getting ready for a movie a year in advance
July 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I, too, will only review meals based on burp taste
July 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Just a reminder that Iceland has the best crest among national soccer teams
July 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My cat is a huge fan of The Rehearsal
May 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
For context, these are the protocols:
May 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
April 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I’ve already accepted the fact that it won’t happen, but Will Poulter wearing a turtleneck and shorts should be *THE* Halloween costume of 2025
April 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The evidence:
April 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We’re watching Everybody’s Live if that wasn’t clear
March 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM