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your favourite morbid obsession
@barbedwirehalo.bsky.social
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why is vivisection so romantic?

a beautiful thing, drowning in kudzu
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with alt text!
a graphic of a heart with an infinity symbol through it, indicating polyamory. text: Polyamory day, November 23rd a day for celebrating polyamory and advocating for greater recognition and support of polyamorous relationships.
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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sure. this is my small account, so only friends will see it really, but ill never turn down an excuse to have my friends gas me up
post this and let your followers decide what you're most known for.
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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looking at solovairs... what would yall think about these
Solovair Women's Hi-Shine 11 Eye Zip Derby Boots in black leather.
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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doing important research
ao3 search rating: explicit categories: M/M Characters: Clover Dancers, Cogwork Dancers, Green Prince, Green Prince's Partner additional tags: Twincest.
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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sign found in a Zaxby's. it reads "its a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing my milkbone shorts!"
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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the shit i do when i cant sleep:
do ratadrabik math in my head apparently
so i did the math in my head and my initial thought was itd only be fifteen because one of the legendary ratmen from saw in half doesnt die HOWEVER even though dying to legend rule is a state based action, all four of the legendary ratmen *will* see each other because they have to enter in order to die to legend rule so its actually 39 if i did my math right then again, its 3:40 in the morning and im doing this math in my head so the numbers might be a little off but its way goofier than you think saw in half on the ratman: ratman triggers: 2 nonlegendary copies saw in half resolves: 4 legendary copies, total of 6 legend rule: 3 of the saw in halved copies die, putting six ratman triggers on the stack per death so thats 18 ratmen * 2 for token doubler so 36 ratmen from legend rule shenanigans + the other 3 from previous triggers, totaling to one legendary ratman and 38 nonlegendary ones nevermind my math is wrong ratman says another fuck hold on so saw in half triggers, putting 4 legendary ratmen on the field. 3 of them die to legend rule, and that's three triggers per death times three deaths times two from the doubler is 18 ratmen + a legendary ratman. so its still more, its just nineteen instead of eighteen, you forgot to count the legendary one that doesn't die.
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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i have great news for the lesbian autotheists out there
a sample from a research paper on ancient egyptian perception of divinity. it reads "NTR and [flag symbol] signal divinity."
October 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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what's her @ please i need her carnally
i, too, exhausted my halo reserves and began to change
Seraph of New Phyrexia (Transforms from Seraph of New Capenna) Creature - Phyrexian Angel Flying Whenever Seraph of New Phyrexia attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, Seraph of New Phyrexia gets +2/+1 until end of turn. With her Halo reserves exhausted, she began to change, and she made a new promise to bless New Capenna with glistening perfection. 3/3 Illustrated by Aaron J. Riley. Card Art Description: An angel with exposed muscle and no skin flies over a city covered in flesh and porcelain. She wears black and white porcelain armor and has dark black bladed wings.
October 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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ITS WEEN BITCHESSSSSSSSSS
smiling jack-o'-lantern with the words "it's ween" above it.
October 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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i truly believe dieselpunk could have saved the phyrexians
Monumental Corruption {3}{b}{b} Sorcery Target player draws X cards and loses X life, where X is the number of artifacts you control. "Funny, I always thought the Phyrexians were a heartless lot." -Kaya Illustrated by Sergey Glushakov.
September 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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neat little sparkly walkman!
a portable cassette player. the shell is clear glittery plastic with a maximalist still life scene on the cover. the cassette player with the cover open to show its internals.
September 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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yes i know its a cello not a violin but the POINT STANDS
shinji holding a cello with a mildly amused look on his face.
September 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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sure, I'll bite! she's a bit of a complicated beast though 😭
a four legged, four armed monster made of old tech. it has a barbed wire halo floating atop its crt head. Illustrated by rattlegeist. the same monster from a different angle, showing off the complex chassis full of gears and wheels. Illustrated by Derek Wilks.
September 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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hot
Monumental Corruption {3}{b}{b} Sorcery Target player draws X cards and loses X life, where X is the number of artifacts you control. illustrated by Sergey Glushakov
September 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM