I'm still waiting on G Unit to drop a Christmas album. Any day now....

I love pulling over to ask runners questions like, "Are you ok? Is someone chasing you? Do you need a ride, it's probably faster?". It makes me feel like I'm helping. They disagree.

9am sperm bank visit. On that early morning grind. #riseandgrind #nodaysoff

I'm rewatching the same course I've already completed on "Time Management" at work because I transferred to a new location.... so I need to re do all the training I already did.... on time management.................

Is anyone else a fully grown adult that isn't passionate about any job, can't imagine enjoying work in any form, and always wants to go.home, even when they're already at home?

Adult responsibility is boring. I'm over it. Going back to childhood.

I was kinda hoping to just avoid politics all together.

Driving through Texas and there are only 2 radio stations.... "The Bible" and, "The Bible:Angry Edition".

Why aren't microwaves easier to silence? Let my shame stay quiet, please.

How do you think this mannequin hurt its hand enough to need bandages? And who bandaged it?

I'm still waiting on G Unit to drop a Christmas album. Any day now....

I love pulling over to ask runners questions like, "Are you ok? Is someone chasing you? Do you need a ride, it's probably faster?". It makes me feel like I'm helping. They disagree.

9am sperm bank visit. On that early morning grind. #riseandgrind #nodaysoff