Hamhock
@barapg.bsky.social
leggo
30 || they/it || gainer || pp pumper
30 || they/it || gainer || pp pumper
never fails to turn me into a giggling schoolgirl when I get compliments at the gay bar
a cartoon character is making a funny face and says ahh gawwrsh .
ALT: a cartoon character is making a funny face and says ahh gawwrsh .
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January 6, 2026 at 2:37 AM
never fails to turn me into a giggling schoolgirl when I get compliments at the gay bar
its been a minute since i posted anything belly related
December 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
its been a minute since i posted anything belly related
so turns out i just needed a good dicking down 🤪
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
so turns out i just needed a good dicking down 🤪
figures the mentally ill woman that i share a wall with decides to go on a nonsensical screaming rant right when I have a few hours to actually sleep today 🫠
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
figures the mentally ill woman that i share a wall with decides to go on a nonsensical screaming rant right when I have a few hours to actually sleep today 🫠
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This is the perfect time to celebrate #fatbearweek
September 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is the perfect time to celebrate #fatbearweek
finally able to jack off for the first time in a week, my fuck the load was fat 😵💫
October 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
finally able to jack off for the first time in a week, my fuck the load was fat 😵💫
def not riding an e-scooter with my ball weight on anymore 🫠 4 stitches later…
October 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
def not riding an e-scooter with my ball weight on anymore 🫠 4 stitches later…
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When ur mean to me this is who ur mean to
September 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
When ur mean to me this is who ur mean to
Me one week ago: “I’m gonna be a good boy and only go to Folsom for a bit if at all bc I wanna be a good boy and get work done”
Me, this morning, calling out of work: “well fuck”
Me, this morning, calling out of work: “well fuck”
September 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Me one week ago: “I’m gonna be a good boy and only go to Folsom for a bit if at all bc I wanna be a good boy and get work done”
Me, this morning, calling out of work: “well fuck”
Me, this morning, calling out of work: “well fuck”
for my fellow mpreggers. $40 was worth the boner this gave me.
September 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
for my fellow mpreggers. $40 was worth the boner this gave me.
cozy tech job = sitting at a desk with my sac hanging every day 🔥
September 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
cozy tech job = sitting at a desk with my sac hanging every day 🔥
Grandma was right, jerking off will make me go blind
(i shot a fat load in my eye and it burns 😭)
(i shot a fat load in my eye and it burns 😭)
August 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Grandma was right, jerking off will make me go blind
(i shot a fat load in my eye and it burns 😭)
(i shot a fat load in my eye and it burns 😭)
sometimes when i’m on The Apps(tm) and see an IRL friend in there I really wanna slide into their DM’s and do the whole “u up? send pic” bit for shits n giggles
August 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
sometimes when i’m on The Apps(tm) and see an IRL friend in there I really wanna slide into their DM’s and do the whole “u up? send pic” bit for shits n giggles
best part of Dore was how many times the following happened:
me: *sees someone I recognize from the internet*
them: *disrobes or otherwise does something very sexy*
me: DAAAAAMN 🥵😵💫🤤
me: *sees someone I recognize from the internet*
them: *disrobes or otherwise does something very sexy*
me: DAAAAAMN 🥵😵💫🤤
July 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
best part of Dore was how many times the following happened:
me: *sees someone I recognize from the internet*
them: *disrobes or otherwise does something very sexy*
me: DAAAAAMN 🥵😵💫🤤
me: *sees someone I recognize from the internet*
them: *disrobes or otherwise does something very sexy*
me: DAAAAAMN 🥵😵💫🤤
🥵😵💫😍🐮
July 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
🥵😵💫😍🐮
lately finding more community in kink than I ever did in music. also, funnily enough, meeting more musicians who I actually vibe with within kink 🤪 who woulda thought
July 27, 2025 at 8:36 AM
lately finding more community in kink than I ever did in music. also, funnily enough, meeting more musicians who I actually vibe with within kink 🤪 who woulda thought
Chubspotting @ Bigger Vegas
July 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Chubspotting @ Bigger Vegas
the amount of mobility scooters here is both hilarious and hot as fuck
July 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the amount of mobility scooters here is both hilarious and hot as fuck
in a surprising turn of events, i’ll be accompanying a daddy to Bigger Vegas this weekend. anybody who’ll be there hmu i’m trying to play with some bellies and stuff 👀
July 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
in a surprising turn of events, i’ll be accompanying a daddy to Bigger Vegas this weekend. anybody who’ll be there hmu i’m trying to play with some bellies and stuff 👀
@atownbtm.bsky.social well shit lmaoooo
Not me realizing at age 30 that loving "Phantom of the Opera" in high school probably contributed to me developing a hypnosis kink 😆
June 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
@atownbtm.bsky.social well shit lmaoooo
from a sesh the other night
April 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
from a sesh the other night
*reads account of 19th century sadboi losing his mind over a woman out of his league*
me: lol fuckin nerd
*finds out who Vivian Jenna Wilson is*
me: i get it now bro
me: lol fuckin nerd
*finds out who Vivian Jenna Wilson is*
me: i get it now bro
March 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
*reads account of 19th century sadboi losing his mind over a woman out of his league*
me: lol fuckin nerd
*finds out who Vivian Jenna Wilson is*
me: i get it now bro
me: lol fuckin nerd
*finds out who Vivian Jenna Wilson is*
me: i get it now bro
wow i’m super fucking low right now thank god i saved the quart of ice cream i got a week ago
February 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
wow i’m super fucking low right now thank god i saved the quart of ice cream i got a week ago
why is it whenever i hang out shirtless i immediately fall into a bate 😵💫
February 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
why is it whenever i hang out shirtless i immediately fall into a bate 😵💫