BaraHoarder
@barahoarder.bsky.social
18+ ONLY due to nsfw. Born in '91. Profile picture commissioned from densdirt.bsky.social. I retweet bara art biweekly. PLEASE consider supporting the artists if you like their art! Feel free to say hello!
I only know one thing about ASMR, and that is that Vinny thought Funky Kong ASMR was pretty funny.
I guess you can do pretty much whatever you want. Just write something and then say it in an asmr voice.
I guess you can do pretty much whatever you want. Just write something and then say it in an asmr voice.
November 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I only know one thing about ASMR, and that is that Vinny thought Funky Kong ASMR was pretty funny.
I guess you can do pretty much whatever you want. Just write something and then say it in an asmr voice.
I guess you can do pretty much whatever you want. Just write something and then say it in an asmr voice.
Oh no! He's going to end up like Billy the Orca from Goat Simulator 3!
October 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Oh no! He's going to end up like Billy the Orca from Goat Simulator 3!
I knew I saved this image for a reason.
October 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I knew I saved this image for a reason.
I know you said autumn and not specifically October, but I think this still counts.
September 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I know you said autumn and not specifically October, but I think this still counts.
(Great art though!)
June 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
(Great art though!)
Are you the guy in the middle in this image?
June 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Are you the guy in the middle in this image?
While I may have a crush on basically every muscular guy, I still think Benji and his brother are really great!
May 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
While I may have a crush on basically every muscular guy, I still think Benji and his brother are really great!
Probably this one. I love demons and I loooove big guys! And the art is really great, too.
May 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Probably this one. I love demons and I loooove big guys! And the art is really great, too.
I agree. This reminds me of that quote from Princess Mononoke.
April 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I agree. This reminds me of that quote from Princess Mononoke.
*hug*
Talk to them. They're not worthwhile friends if they're not willing to help you when you need it most.
And if you get *really* desperate and resort to talking to complete strangers, I'm always happy to lend an ear. (But only if you want, obviously.)
Talk to them. They're not worthwhile friends if they're not willing to help you when you need it most.
And if you get *really* desperate and resort to talking to complete strangers, I'm always happy to lend an ear. (But only if you want, obviously.)
April 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
*hug*
Talk to them. They're not worthwhile friends if they're not willing to help you when you need it most.
And if you get *really* desperate and resort to talking to complete strangers, I'm always happy to lend an ear. (But only if you want, obviously.)
Talk to them. They're not worthwhile friends if they're not willing to help you when you need it most.
And if you get *really* desperate and resort to talking to complete strangers, I'm always happy to lend an ear. (But only if you want, obviously.)
I don't know why, but for a second, I forgot for a moment what execute meant and thought it meant to turn someone into an Exeggcute.
April 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don't know why, but for a second, I forgot for a moment what execute meant and thought it meant to turn someone into an Exeggcute.
Mine was *probably* Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure, though I never owned it. The first game that I owned I think was Pokémon Stadium. That or Kirby's Tilt and Tumble.
March 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Mine was *probably* Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure, though I never owned it. The first game that I owned I think was Pokémon Stadium. That or Kirby's Tilt and Tumble.
Of course it's Oklahoma. Why do the states with the most problems waste their time and money on these things?
(Also, if this passes, someone better jerk off to an image of the senator who proposed this so their visage is technically porn, and therefore they couldn't legally take a selfie.)
(Also, if this passes, someone better jerk off to an image of the senator who proposed this so their visage is technically porn, and therefore they couldn't legally take a selfie.)
January 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Of course it's Oklahoma. Why do the states with the most problems waste their time and money on these things?
(Also, if this passes, someone better jerk off to an image of the senator who proposed this so their visage is technically porn, and therefore they couldn't legally take a selfie.)
(Also, if this passes, someone better jerk off to an image of the senator who proposed this so their visage is technically porn, and therefore they couldn't legally take a selfie.)
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #667,783!
I thought I wasn't going to get one of these, but looks like I was wrong.
I thought I wasn't going to get one of these, but looks like I was wrong.
September 18, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #667,783!
I thought I wasn't going to get one of these, but looks like I was wrong.
I thought I wasn't going to get one of these, but looks like I was wrong.
Nice! I grew up on this one:
January 13, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Nice! I grew up on this one:
Reminds me of this comic by Happy Roadkill:
October 22, 2023 at 4:58 AM
Reminds me of this comic by Happy Roadkill: