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bara.bsky.social
Bara
@bara.bsky.social
750 followers 480 following 460 posts
🧔🏻‍♂️ He/him
🏳️‍🌈 Gay
📍 Brisbane, Australia
(Meanjin/Magandjin)

One like a wombat
prowl'd obtuse and furry
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More like Fri-YAY
The account holder — white, bearded, bespectacled and 49 — sitting in a grey-walled office
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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#NewProfilePic is this previously used gem by the incomparable
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The account holder — orange-hued, bearded and 49 — as captured by the artist Tom Oxnam
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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My little pill sorter says it’s only Tuesday, but my pure heart says I’ve been much braver than that
Drawing by WW Denslow of the Cowardly Lion in L Frank Baum's The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. The lion is crying.
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Martha Stewart in LBJ cosplay
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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I just can't stay inside all day. I gotta get out, get me some of those rays
The account holder — white, bearded and 49 — sitting in his parked car, wearing a black shirt and cheap sunglasses
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I was at a queer festival event this week and one of the speakers was a young, straight, cis woman

She spoke about “claiming her queerness” because even though she was straight, she wasn’t married and didn’t have children yet

That made her queer
A photograph of a California license plate that reads: IDK SIS
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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How it feels to take a day off work #LookAtMyDoodle
A yellow Post-it with a cartoon drawing of the account holder in lotus pose surrounded by lines and swirls of mystical positive energy
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Wednesday
The account holder — white, bearded, bespectacled and 49 — sitting in a bar in a lairy shirt
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Looking respectfully
#LookAtMyDoodle
Four blue Post-its, each with a cartoon drawing of the account holder: The first is very far away. The second shows most of the body. The third just shows the head. The fourth shows a close-up of the eyes and moustache.
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Spring in Australia #LookAtMyDoodle
Four Post-its: The first is green with a cartoon version of the account holder. It reads: ‘Today started okay’ The second is yellow with the cartoon account holder looking pensive. It reads: ‘It was nice to ponder the lovely, busy weekend’ The third is orange with the cartoon account holder sweating. It reads: ‘But the universe knows how to punish me …’ The fourth is red with the cartoon account holder on fire. It reads: ‘It’s 38 fucking degrees!!’ [That’s 100° Fahrenheit for those reading in American.]
October 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Monday
The account holder — white, bearded and 49 — looking off to the left The account holder — white, bearded and 49 — looking off to the right
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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#LookAtMyDoodle
A tall kind of mushroom guy standing on his planet
October 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Hands down, THE CONJURING: LAST RITES is the best The Conjuring movie I’ve ever seen in my life.

(I have never seen any The Conjuring movie.)
A poster for The Conjuring: Last Rites
September 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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new oomves can like this picture to show they follow me for being hot, not for being funny
The account holder — white, bearded, bespectacled and 49 — looking hot but not funny
September 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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The Barberini Faun in the Louvre James McAvoy wearing a kilt and reclining on an armchair in a louche manner. With eye contact!
September 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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JAWS is a great movie except these 2 men should have kissed
Richard Dreyfuss in JAWS Roy Scheider in JAWS
August 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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POV: you’re the Icelandic murderess novel I’m reading near the lake
The account holder — bearded, bespectacled, white and 49 — sitting among native Australian trees on a pleasant day
August 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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you have until midnight @didge.bsky.social
A tweet that reads: ‘When the hot one in the open relationship has to post a picture of the ugly one for their birthday’
July 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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An iPad with the opening titles of the BBC Pride and Prejudice, sitting up behind an open tub of ice cream
July 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Tyra Banks saying ‘Learn something from this’
July 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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trolley return, laugh, love
A sign saying “trolley return” in a whimsical, white-woman font
July 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Image card that says “He’s not just some boy, he’s my girlfriend”
July 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Just some weird little guy #LookAtMyDoodle
A little pen drawing of a monkey or a chimp on a pink Post-it
July 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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nature’s good innit
A view of a river with trees and a blue sky beyond The account holder — white, bearded and 48 — enjoying the view
July 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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The back of a Little Golden Book, on which the text: “Every kind of gay person is illustrated on the back of a Little Golden Book” is surrounded by cartoon and children’s book characters
July 8, 2025 at 10:54 AM