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Baphomet Baby
@baphometbaby.bsky.social
Manic pixie nightmare girl

#Alternativemodel
#plussize

Always on my bullshit
Idk what's going on in the grape world.
But whoever bred Candy Heart grapes deserves to get deep throated.
March 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.

Don't mind me, just talking myself off a ledge 😂
March 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Finding out my dispo coworkers are Trumpers makes no damn sense 😂😂😂
March 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The phenomenan of "friend who is always there for everyone else but no one ever shows up for them or notices when they are struggling" should be studied.
March 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The "male loneliness epidemic" is quite literally the result of men failing to be likable in a time where women are capable of supporting themselves.
Being likable is the bare minimum, and they aren't rising to the occasion.

Here's some tips to start you out
March 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I bought some produce from a stand that I didn't realize was maga until after I already paid for my items... And I just want to say those were the most bitter plums and strawberries I've ever eaten.
I stg you can taste the hate in them.
March 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It has gotta be exhausting thinking up situations to pretend are happening to you all the time.
March 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
One time I had a therapist tell me I should write my life story down and sell it to lifetime. And I was like.. First of all, super unprofesh but second... Do I have to use my real name?
February 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Girlie pop, you know you can learn any hobby on YouTube. Right?
I know you're excelling in the "being a cunt" category, but might I suggest basket weaving?
February 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Don't forget to kiss my ass while you're back there talking shit 😘

📸 @ryno1881.bsky.social

#blackandwhitephotography #curvy #model #plussizemodel #boudoir #soft #tattoos #photography
February 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist
February 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Still one of the best shoots I've ever done
@baphometbaby.bsky.social Thank you for allowing me the opportunity to create our take on the modern day renaissance woman. everyBODY is art.
February 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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At Mar-a-Lago, a bizarre, golden-hoofed goat idol is on display.

The idol is wrapped in Trump $100 bills that say, “In Trump we Trust,” replacing God with Trump.

The idols’ base says, “I love you” along with Trump’s signature.
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Sen. Warner on DOGE's "buyout" offers: "Every scam artist is the same. 'Take this offer right now, it expires at midnight!' How many times do we see that?"
February 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I fear Gaga's return to vaguely satanic pop is the final recession omen..
It's here guys..

Music is about to be liiiiiiit asf.
February 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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We know which of the Minions is heading USAID Coup!
February 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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To all the people who didn’t vote or voted 3rd party because you “didn’t like either of them” I want to say, from the bottle of my soul, fuck you.

Fuck you

Fuck you.

Fuck. You.
February 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Democrats won’t save our services only we will. Marinating on what this means but do you understand why Musk wants to control the National Park Service? WE OWE TOO MUCH TO AMERICAN NATIVES AND THIS LAND TO ALLOW IT
February 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
February 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Pretty soon #TSA is just gonna be some guy named Kevin that makes you pinky promise you're not a terrorist.
February 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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USAID.gov is down. Why is this concerning? Trump has no legal authority to eliminate a congressionally funded independent agency. The work of USAID is vital, and if this can happen to them, it can happen to any of us.
February 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Russia is invading the U.S. using psychological war and covert operations, such as rigging elections, to install a fascist pro-Putin government.
February 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
SCREAMING THIS
So nobody is going to do anything about Elon Musk taking over the Treasury Department’s purse?

#hostileTakeover #Coup
February 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Trump gutted the Aviation Safety Cmte!
Trump ousted the FAA admin!
The FAA admin was fired because Elon wanted him out!
One air traffic controller was doing the job of 2 people during the crash!
Trump ordered a hiring freeze!
Trump is supposed to be in charge-- why won't he accept responsibility?
January 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM