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throw me to the oranges i’ll come back a father
May 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
throw me to the oranges i’ll come back a father
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went upstairs and it smelled a little funny but its also 4 am so i was possessed to say “da gasleak?!” like da vinki before i cracked da window?!
May 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
went upstairs and it smelled a little funny but its also 4 am so i was possessed to say “da gasleak?!” like da vinki before i cracked da window?!
“aura farm” is such an amazing piece of language. like im stunned that we got here
April 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“aura farm” is such an amazing piece of language. like im stunned that we got here
if u were an ice cube i would eat u first
April 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
if u were an ice cube i would eat u first
i thought my days of randomly not peeing for like 9 hours and then dying were over but it appears the gamer virus has overtaken me
April 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
i thought my days of randomly not peeing for like 9 hours and then dying were over but it appears the gamer virus has overtaken me
god wanted me to feel terrible so i would play another league of legends game
April 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
god wanted me to feel terrible so i would play another league of legends game
not to romanticize things that are wrong with me but whenever i cough early in the morning it feels like dad training. and i don’t want to be a dad but i think having that skillset helps when you get your job change and become an uncle so im feeling it rn
April 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
not to romanticize things that are wrong with me but whenever i cough early in the morning it feels like dad training. and i don’t want to be a dad but i think having that skillset helps when you get your job change and become an uncle so im feeling it rn
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I FUCKING LOVE JAY EAZY I DONT CARE ANYMORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
March 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I FUCKING LOVE JAY EAZY I DONT CARE ANYMORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
my favorite genre of video is animals eating sped up with I Want You Back playing
March 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
my favorite genre of video is animals eating sped up with I Want You Back playing
i love my friends a lot. thank you guys for being with me today
March 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
i love my friends a lot. thank you guys for being with me today
i love the idea that i’m different and one day seeing another fanduel ad will make me snap and do something evil so they stop doing ads but realistically one of my gp2 websites is going to make me sign up and i’m gonna start fucking gambling just like everyone else
March 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i love the idea that i’m different and one day seeing another fanduel ad will make me snap and do something evil so they stop doing ads but realistically one of my gp2 websites is going to make me sign up and i’m gonna start fucking gambling just like everyone else
i want to go get a dr pepper so bad but its raining and i like walks in the rain but i dont wanna come into a store soaking wet to buy a single dr pepper and then leave so i think i will explode instead
March 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
i want to go get a dr pepper so bad but its raining and i like walks in the rain but i dont wanna come into a store soaking wet to buy a single dr pepper and then leave so i think i will explode instead
in regards to my last bleat: they played Radiant Dawn, which is my favorite theme from Guilty Gear Strive right now. i am once again complacent. maybe even happy.
March 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
in regards to my last bleat: they played Radiant Dawn, which is my favorite theme from Guilty Gear Strive right now. i am once again complacent. maybe even happy.
free spotify’s ads aren’t even that bad. i do not, need a break from the ads. but the accursed “shuffle” they force upon their free mobile users is evil. an imp has counted every song in my playlist and stacked the deck so that for 3 hours i hear exactly 0 of what i wanted to listen to
March 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
free spotify’s ads aren’t even that bad. i do not, need a break from the ads. but the accursed “shuffle” they force upon their free mobile users is evil. an imp has counted every song in my playlist and stacked the deck so that for 3 hours i hear exactly 0 of what i wanted to listen to
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Caramelldansen on a nuclear siren
YouTube video by Superluck77 Lol
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February 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
terraria has completely carried me the past couple days i gotta terraria more
February 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
terraria has completely carried me the past couple days i gotta terraria more
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tonight we let kamen rider kuuga (ultimate form) do the talking
February 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
tonight we let kamen rider kuuga (ultimate form) do the talking
lately 6pm has felt like 2 in the morning and idk how to feel about that. like on one hand yippee my sleep schedule is good on the other hypnos is gonna grab my ass in 4 hours and drag me to hell
February 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
lately 6pm has felt like 2 in the morning and idk how to feel about that. like on one hand yippee my sleep schedule is good on the other hypnos is gonna grab my ass in 4 hours and drag me to hell
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I am so proud of my awesome wifeguard 🥲 Sorry about that time I stood at the far end of the pool and went "Yooooohooooo~~~" and made like a shy sort of pose with my knee raised and blinked my long eyelashes smiling softly with a slight blush before spray sharting all over into the pool
February 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I am so proud of my awesome wifeguard 🥲 Sorry about that time I stood at the far end of the pool and went "Yooooohooooo~~~" and made like a shy sort of pose with my knee raised and blinked my long eyelashes smiling softly with a slight blush before spray sharting all over into the pool
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im just saying if kipper the dog had as much merch as garfield i would have a council of 14 kippers and they would be beautiful
January 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
im just saying if kipper the dog had as much merch as garfield i would have a council of 14 kippers and they would be beautiful