(sketch) for example!

moaning out loud and tongue out and drooling~ telling people who ask that i'm gooning and not letting up during ANY conversation~

and maybe if i lose, install said toony "LOSER" sign so it pops up above me with casino sound effects letting EVERYONE know gooner couldn't hold it~

well, you heard the cat! :3c

MAKE FUN OF ME FOR BEING ADDICTED TO JERKING OFF TO THIS BEASTLY KING <333 TOOK A HIT JUST TO JERK OFF TO THIS SONG AND THIS KREMLING

well unfortunately this gooner can't goon forever. i told dad(🦌) i would take a shower and do laundry, he always rewards me by sitting on my lap rumbling out hot gas and blowing pipe smoke into my face <3

tried to make his navel and null cleft eeeeeextra stinky <3 the location for which i huff my screen to~

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POV me gooning the kap'ns quarters 🥴💦💦

not pictured: the giant logs i gobble when i'm not pumping... he wants me to praise every rotten part of his body <3

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p sure at least!!!

but AYO 😳😳😳😳😳😳 where i'm trynna live 🤤😩😩

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though i'm very into bandit i goon like CRAZY to chilli h33ler........ she's very good as a bloated shitblimp mom for me to pump and praise to 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫💦

introducing STONEY the GOONER mutt~ glued to his phone, it's got porn! moans after every fart! wears that shirt in public! black so the cum is visible! huffs his phone, because his porn SMELLS~ you can tell he's edging by the tongue! pretend there's a dick there!

old tweets from before the twitter move~ i've been told i'm a TOTAL slut for him and yeah. that fits 😩💦💦

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full disclosure.

my biggest sexual fantasy right now is gooning to this edit of a pic i made of king k. rool, to the splatoon seep and destroy song edit i also have on my telegram channel. essentially, only the "bang bing" parts, all at 80% speed.