uncle weevil
@bansheecrab.bsky.social
30 • queer • fl for now • she/her • cryptid enthusiast
i wish I could share my location w my dogs
July 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i wish I could share my location w my dogs
people who have their phone/apps on light mode are serial killers
June 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
people who have their phone/apps on light mode are serial killers
kimchi grilled cheese that is all
June 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
kimchi grilled cheese that is all
trying to stay away from it but the snippets of info i am learning about the diddy trial is truly unreal
May 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
trying to stay away from it but the snippets of info i am learning about the diddy trial is truly unreal
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“Americans think they’re so special with their orange celebrity president. Well guess what? We have our own celebrity version of Don the Con. Meet Yolk Hogan, the leader of the Literal Party. -Literal Party Press Statement
Photo: Yves Adams
Photo: Yves Adams
April 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“Americans think they’re so special with their orange celebrity president. Well guess what? We have our own celebrity version of Don the Con. Meet Yolk Hogan, the leader of the Literal Party. -Literal Party Press Statement
Photo: Yves Adams
Photo: Yves Adams
i think we should gaslight men into thinking the back of the crowd is the best place to stand for a concert. maybe tell them being in the front is gay or something. ill keep workshopping it
April 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i think we should gaslight men into thinking the back of the crowd is the best place to stand for a concert. maybe tell them being in the front is gay or something. ill keep workshopping it
can’t believe this time tmw ill be back on the road to montana
April 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
can’t believe this time tmw ill be back on the road to montana
on todays ep of chronically online or gay
April 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
on todays ep of chronically online or gay
frothing at the mouth to be crouched down in the yellowstone river looking at rocks
April 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
frothing at the mouth to be crouched down in the yellowstone river looking at rocks
there’s something so magical about a very hot woman smoking a cigarette
March 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
there’s something so magical about a very hot woman smoking a cigarette
im so tired of people wanting to “help” the state of the world but then not willing to make minor sacrifices to do so
March 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
im so tired of people wanting to “help” the state of the world but then not willing to make minor sacrifices to do so
family feud is out here calling butts a “corn cannon” on national tv
March 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
family feud is out here calling butts a “corn cannon” on national tv
can you touch on me and not call me afterrrr
March 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
can you touch on me and not call me afterrrr
i love hitting my weed pen on my way outside to smoke weed
March 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
i love hitting my weed pen on my way outside to smoke weed
is it depression or do i actually LOVE my bed
March 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
is it depression or do i actually LOVE my bed
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Im honestly so sick of social media because i didn’t sign up to see all this suggested shit. What are the people I care about up to? “We think you’ll like” I dont. Go away.
February 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Im honestly so sick of social media because i didn’t sign up to see all this suggested shit. What are the people I care about up to? “We think you’ll like” I dont. Go away.
people who use their teeth to bite open a beer need to be studied
February 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
people who use their teeth to bite open a beer need to be studied
it’s crazy that when one of my socks gets a hole in the big toe area i always somehow put the sock on the same foot
February 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
it’s crazy that when one of my socks gets a hole in the big toe area i always somehow put the sock on the same foot
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the past two pedicures ive gotten the person doing it has done the wrong color :( and im too much of a coward to say anything lmao
February 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
the past two pedicures ive gotten the person doing it has done the wrong color :( and im too much of a coward to say anything lmao
my grandma to my cousins: I don’t have a favorite!
my gma to her friends: oh my favorite granddaughter is here!
my gma to her friends: oh my favorite granddaughter is here!
February 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
my grandma to my cousins: I don’t have a favorite!
my gma to her friends: oh my favorite granddaughter is here!
my gma to her friends: oh my favorite granddaughter is here!
straight up the only thing keeping me alive is knowing my uncle would put my dogs in the pound
February 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
straight up the only thing keeping me alive is knowing my uncle would put my dogs in the pound