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Entertain Me
@banquette.bsky.social
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NSFW Alt deviant milf account for kinky fun (fun for me, anyway. DGAF about you) 42 🔞 MDNI Neither selling nor buying. DMs open if we’ve flirted in comments
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banquette.bsky.social
Stuff me like a— ugh. Trussed and ready f— nah. Gobble me— whatever. Look, today’s a day of gratitude, so I’ll break the bitchiness and say I’m thankful for you all and I’m glad you exist. Happy day, turkeys.

#milf #lewd #bondage #booty #ass #canigotakeanapplease
View of Em on all fours on her bed, ass to camera. She’s wearing a pair of light pink lacy panties and black lace bands around her thighs. Her ankles are buckled together with light pink leather cuffs. She has feet but don’t make it weird. Or maybe do; your call.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Well, I do like to be hurt...
Em's SexValues results
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Welp.
Em's SexValues results. Attraction: Masc Leaning; Sex Drive: Hypersexual; Dominance Axis: Switch; Deviance Axis: Deviant; Affection Axis: Affective.
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Wait how’d you make the-
Hand shadow puppet tutorial
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
banquette.bsky.social
It’s a wagon. It’s Wednesday. #wagonwednesday #milf #lewd #booty #spanking #thighcrease
Em’s thigh and ass seen from the side as she’s bent down on her knees on the bed. She’s wearing a striped dress that’s pulled up over her hips as her ass is hanging out.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Oh shit sorry I missed this my bad
Em's thighs, not clad in fishnets for once, with her red plaid skirt pulled up
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
banquette.bsky.social
I just referred to someone as “the human equivalent of sucking air through a cavity” in case you were under any delusions that I’m pleasant to be around. Everybody have a good day now!
#milf #breast #tittytuesday #boob #knifekink #nsfw
Em's breast- just one- with the flat of a knife pressed against it covering her nipple.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Look I just really like tea, ok? I’m a slut for tea.
#milf #nipple #lingerie #lewd #boobs #breasts #bra #lace
Em’s chest in 3/4 profile. She’s wearing an olive green lacy longline bralette, and her nipples can be seen through the lace.
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
banquette.bsky.social
These novelty panties are so f’n dumb. But they do work, so I’ll play along. We’ll call this communion wine.
#milf #panties #sinfulsunday #thong #lewd
Em’s crotch; she’s lying with her legs spread. She’s holding a glass of wine above her thong that says “if you can read this bring me a glass of wine”
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
banquette.bsky.social
🎵I don’t want it; I just need it: to breathe, to feel, to know I’m alive🎵
#milf #soapysaturday #showerdance #shower
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Add “pick up fashion tape” to my to-do list.

#milf #underboob #breasts #boobs
Em from shoulders to waist, holding her dress across her breasts. Her dress crosses across her chest and barely covers her breasts, exposing her underboob and torso.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
banquette.bsky.social
I’m totally skipping Thanksgiving pics but peppermint stripes are sexier than me dressing like a turkey or whatever and I’m not putting on a collar and playing pilgrim gross #milf #lewd #ass #booty
Em bent over in bed, her ass covered by red and white striped pj shorts and her legs partially covered with a light blanket
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Do you think they considered this when they designed the shirt?

#milf #lewd #nipples #tittytuesday #nsfw #bandtee #metal
Em’s torso clad in a red band tshirt for Gojira. There’s an image of a skull and her nipples align with the eyes, poking through
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
banquette.bsky.social
We can just pretend this is monochrome right? Hold a piece of tracing paper in front of your screen or something
#milf #lewd #fishnets #lingerie #bodystocking #nsfw #ass #booty
Em from thighs up from the back. She’s wearing a crotchless patterned fishnet body stocking and is holding a black hat between her shoulderblades
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Ever do that thing at the end of the day where you just peel off all your clothing and fling things off as you head to bed? Then you’re missing your bra and your dress is half on half off the bed and your panties are hanging from something? Yea no me neither.
#milf #panties #ass #lewd #feet
Em’s foot held behind her other leg with her asscheek behind. She’s wearing a strappy sandal and has a pair of black and red lace panties dangling from her ankle
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Omfg 👏🏻 I’m 👏🏻 ready 👏🏻 let’s 👏🏻 f’n 👏🏻 go 👏🏻

#milf #fishnets #LBD #lewd #underboob
Em from shoulders down tapping her heeled foot with her hand on her hip and her other on her thigh. She’s wearing a patterned fishnet bodystocking under a long black dress with criss cross straps across her breasts leaving her midriff and underboobs bare, and high slits up to her hips.
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
banquette.bsky.social
TGIF
#fishnetfriday #ass #fishnets #milf #booty #bodystocking
Em’s back from thighs up in front of a plain wall. Her arm is at her side and she’s cocked her hip. She’s wearing an open crotch fishnet bodystocking and is holding her hat between her shoulderblades.
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
banquette.bsky.social
In honor of sbux doing their holiday cup thing I’ve turned myself into a peppermint. I’m festive and tasty.

#milf #lewd #ass #booty #butt #nsfw
Em’s back from thighs to shoulder. She’s wearing a red and white striped pj set of shorts and a cropped tank top. She’s mid-pulling her shorts down to reveal her ass a bit
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
banquette.bsky.social
You all No Nut November celebrants- anything I can do to help you in this journey? 🔐

#milf #nnn #breasts #lewd #boobs #chastity
Em’s cleavage. She’s wearing a lacy black bralette and is cupping her arms under her breasts. A key is hanging from a chain around her neck.
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Especially cold when one is underdressed. Brrr 🥶
Em standing in front of a plain wall, seen from waist to shoulders, naked with her arm across her breasts
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
banquette.bsky.social
Too busy to check against my agenda- you using the Euro Day/Month/Year or American Month/Day/Year format? Just trying to be accurate.
Em's lower half, lounging with ankles crossed. She's wearing a short red and black plaid skirt, fishnets, and Docs.
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Like it better this way, Whisp?
Em from waist to shoulders, one arm casually at her side and the other at her collarbone. She's wearing an impractical and unsupportive harness (not actually a bra at all, surprise!) over a sheer black scarf. Her breasts are pushing through the straps, and her nipples are visible through the sheer
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
banquette.bsky.social
I need to get a more supportive bra

#milf #tittytuesday #lewd #tease #boobs #nsfw #lingerie #breasts #strappy
Em from waist to shoulders wearing a strappy bra that’s more decorative than functional. Definitely not functional at all. Pretty impractical, really. She’s covering her nipples with her hands.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
banquette.bsky.social
If you’re taller than like 5’6 this is your view. If you’re not I can crouch or something.

#milf #lewd #lingerie #bra #boobs #nsfw
Em’s chest, seen from a vantage point slightly over her. She’s wearing a light blue lacy bra and has one hand between her breasts, the other at her collarbone
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Leather and lace? 😇😈

#milf #lewd #breasts #lingerie #boobs
Em from chest to shoulders in front of a plain wall. She’s wearing a black lace bra and a leather motorcycle jacket
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM