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Alex
@banksybeeboo.bsky.social
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queer, mentally ill, terrified, baffled, in Te Whanganui-a-Tara. She/her.
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Here's some good news: when we harness trained our indoor cat so she could go on little walkies outside, it turns out we also trained her to wear Halloween costumes that are harness shaped.
A photo of a Grey and white tuxedo cat on the floor wearing a pair of bat wings with little stars on.
October 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Halloween is the best time for buying earrings. Yes, I will be wearing these all year.
A selfie, close up of a mid 30s dyke wearing glasses with little a skeleton earring dangling down from one arm. A head and shoulders selfie of same mid 30s dyke front on including the top of a black velvet dress and some perfect cleavage.
October 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Ooooooooh she's got the madness
A photograph of a white and grey tuxedo cat, the cat is on her back and very blurred from fast moment, cat toys are nearby.
October 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Emotionally devastated myself by thinking about how the cat probably thinks we don't love her because we are never trying to make biscuits out of her.
A photo of a gray and white tuxedo cat sitting on a bed looking at the camera.
September 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Oh yeah, I'm going real casual, just super chill Thursday.
A head and shoulders selfie of me, black eyeliner, red lipstick, and silver sequin gown.
August 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I was getting phone scrolling RSI so I took up a hobby and now I have cross stitch RSI.
A completed cross stitch of a cute racoon eating a cracker with a collection of other snacks including apples.
August 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Shaving head in winter absolutely worth it cause it is dope as fuck.
Selfie of me, I look super hot l, I have a buzz cut up the sides of my head, black winged eyeliner, bisexual flag heart earrings, and a dress with purple rats.
July 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Walking with dinosaurs giving the Utahraptors the white hand of Saruman so we know they the villain of the piece.
Screenshot of walking with dinosaurs showing a Utahraptor head and shoulders, it has feathers in black and red with white streaks across the face like fingers.
June 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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I feel like I might actually be able to make it through the next two weeks because my hair looks dope as fuck.
A selfie of me wearing thick square glasses and showing my hair has been shaved into like a wide Mohawk type thing.
June 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Hello end of financial year, my old friend.
Photo of Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette while look emotionally crushed by the tremendous weight of existence.
June 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Gotta look extra hot tonight to make up for the fact it is fucking freezing out there.
A mirror selfie of me in a silver sequin dress and silver velvet shrug. A head and shoulders selfie of me with exquisite cleavage.
June 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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I got a bunch of socks from the men's section and they all have this cinched section in the middle of the foot part, like have the mens been having hourglass feet this whole time?
A photo of an empty sock, the middle of the foot has a tighter panel pulling the sock in a bit.
June 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Y'all ain't ready for how exciting my Saturday night is.
A hand written note labeled "Cat Sneezes" with five tally marks underneath.
May 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I have got to stop going to heterosexual hairdressers, I always ask for it real dykey but come out looking like Deirdre from Coronation street instead.
A photograph of Deirdre Barlow from Coronation street, she wears big 80s style glasses and a middle-aged lady style short haircut.
April 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Day was made even better by hanging out with friends while we patted animals. The shitcunts can do a lot, but they can't take hanging out with friends and patting animals from me.
Photo of a mid-sized tan and black kunekune pig with its mouth open waiting for me to pour food in. Photo of a white horned sheep sticking their head through the farm fence. Photo of a tan and black kunekune piglet getting scritched under the chin.
February 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Even when the world is really bad, there's still animals to pat, when you are feeling bad try to find an animal to pat.
Photo of another slightly different goat standing on a rock in a large green field. Photo of a black horned sheep eating out of someone's hand. Photo of a black and white splotchy tune tune piglet looking at my hand as I drop food pellets.
February 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Patted a bunch of animals today, it was really good, highly recommend patting a bunch of animals today, here are photos of some of the animals I patted.
A photo of a baby goat eating out of my hand. A photo of an orange kunekune piglet standing on a patch of grass looking at the camera Photo of a goat standing on a pile of rocks in a large green field. Photo of a white donkey standing behind a farm gate.
February 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Me: Jesus christ Miss Piggy got a tight ass perm, it looks terrible.
Paige: it was a dark time.
Me: wait, when was this made?
Paige: 1984.
A film still from muppets take manhattan where Miss Piggy, with a tight perm, bids farewell to Kermit from a train carriage window.
December 25, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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Took down the last of Halloween decorations today, except this guy, he is obviously a Christmas decoration, so he stays.
A life size Halloween skeleton wearing a Santa hat and with Christmas decorations and candy canes hanging from multiple bones. There is a green neon light crammed in his rib cage and presents stacked on and around him.
December 24, 2024 at 8:07 AM
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Mouse when I am stripping the sheets off the bed to be washed: MONSTERS! MONSTERS ARE HERE TO KILL ME AND MY WHOLE FAMILY!

Mouse when I am putting clean sheets on the bed: GAME! BEST GAME THERE HAS EVER BEEN! I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF PLAY!
A small grey and white tuxedo cat with a pink nose hanging out between the top and bottom sheet of a bed like the flashback of a dead wife in movies.
December 15, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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Paige bought a stocking for the cat so I purchased several gifts to go in the stocking. One gift has arrived, the stocking is full, I guess the cat needs multiple stockings.
Photograph of a small Christmas stocking, made of of a blue fabric with black and white cartoon cats, hanging from a cat tree with one present jammed in and sticking out the top.
December 12, 2024 at 5:29 AM
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Did y'all remember your sunblock?
Photograph of a large protest crowd in Waitangi park, Wellington, with several tino rangatiratanga flags.
November 18, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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Excited to join Hīkoi mō te Tiriti this morning. Being in a crowd of people fighting back is a balm for the soul.
A black tshirt with red and white writing, text reads: TOITU TE TIRITI HONOUR THE TREATY READ ARTICLE ONE - READ ARTICLE TWO - READ ARTICLE THREE RANGATIRATANGA MĀORI NEVER CEDED THEIR SOVEREIGNTY PARTNERSHIP PARTICIPATION - PROTECTION - OUR MATAPONO - PRINCIPLES
November 18, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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A rat takes about as long as eyebrows, liquid liner, and mascara, if you want check you won't spread covid when you are heading out.
A photo of a covid rat test showing negative.
September 13, 2024 at 8:03 AM
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Getting hot to go hang out with babes at @houseofboomnz.bsky.social
A selfie of me wearing a sparkly blue dress and fuchsia lipstick.
September 13, 2024 at 7:45 AM