typical millennial ☀️
banksishere.bsky.social
typical millennial ☀️
@banksishere.bsky.social
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The real Big One was the friends you made along the way
April 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Dang.
April 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Congratulations on making Mama Park proud!
April 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is valid, don't be sorry
March 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Because it only lasts 35 years or because the method of immunization changed in 1989?
March 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You're going to let some laws stop you from living your dreams?
February 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This was one of my favorite threads from the before times. I'm glad it's here!
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Happy birthday to them!
February 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"Hey Google, what time is sunset today?"
"Hey Google, what's the weather tomorrow?"
"Okay Google, play Not Like Us"

I do at least one of these every single day
February 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Agreed. Squirrels are prosperity rats
February 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
And we are not affiliated with that clown. He attracts too many children
February 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Bush search party of three. You can eat when you find the Dufrenes
February 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
February 7, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Yes, please
January 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Honeycrisp
January 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
and its cultural impact is undeniable
January 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
They're not wrong
January 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
See also: Sears Tower
January 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM