@nytpitchbot.bsky.social NPR is getting in on your schtick

I’m confident Andy Thorn (the banjo player pictured here who is an awesome musician) would HATE this dude

How did I miss that Lara went to state? Gross.

From the article Dad’s attorney says “In all candor, I sense no one wants to pile on punishment but it’s important to hold someone accountable for this child’s death,”
So on top of the tragedy and prosecutorial overreach, they also have the world’s worst defense attorney.

Dad’s attorney says ““In all candor, I sense no one wants to pile on punishment but it’s important to hold someone accountable for this child’s death,”
So sounds like on top of all the tragedy they have also been appointed the shittiest attorney possible.

To be fair baseball is very much a hat sport

Soft tops are often less “convertible” and more “what if my roof was super loud??”
Very misleading!

MAGA support crashes so hard that Dems decide it could be popular to grow a spine and in 4 years take a similar “shove it down your throat” approach to give us socialized medicine. Seems unlikely, but this is my optimistic take.

My experience is that people who are scared of NYC public transit are generally scared of non-white people and the spaces that may force them to be in proximity to them.

Awesome start to finish. And honestly, who else can casually work diphenhydramine into a song lyric so effortlessly?

I assure you the AP will not be granted access to my news conferences unless they refer to it as such

Sadly it’s the same thing most plastic recycling centers say

I think he is referring to the cars that remain plugged in while driving. Typically they come with between 20-30 miles of self-winding extension cords. More environmentally responsible due to lack of battery waste.